Kahani Laato aur Jazzbato ki

Chapter 1

One morning everyone in MPT were talking as no case was registered and Haseena Malik entered
All: Jai Hind maddam sir
Haseena: Jai Hind (she left for her cabin)

The people were confused at her behaviour
Pushpaji: Santu tujhe nhi lagta Maddam sir aaj kuch ajeeb sa bartaav kr rhe hai? 

Santosh: Haan Pushpa ji maine bhi notice kiya hai 

Pushpa ji: Hai na? Kuch toh hai jo maddam sir humse kuch chupa rhi hai 

Santosh: kiya? 

Pushpa ji: Santu humko kaise pata hoga? Vo toh maddam sir hi jaane

Santosh: Pushpa ji aapne notice nhi kiya? 

Pushp ji: Kiya

Santosh: Pushpa ji maddam sir ne light lipstick lagaya hai aaj

Cheeta: Uff yeh masumyat Santu ji, kaha se laate ho aap itni masumyat

Pushpa: Amma cheete chup bait, mujhe kuch gadbar lag rhi hai 

Cheeta: Toh puch lete hai maddam sir se

Pushpa ji: Amma cheete tujhe kisne manovaigiyanik banaya, itna nhi samajte ke agar koi aurat kuch chupa rhi hai toh uske piche koi raaz hoga, aur humko vo raaz jaana hai

Karishma: Pushpa ji, Maddam sir unmese nhi hai, jiski aankhon mai sab kuch dikayi de

Pushpa ji: Baat toh aapki sahi hai, toh hum kaise pata lagaye?

Karishma: Ek idea hai hamare paas

All: Kiya?

Karishma: Hum log Anubhav bhaiyya ko bulate hai, maddam sir zaroor unse baat karengi 

Pushpa ji: Aapko aaisa kyun lagta hai, aur aap hi unko alag krne pr tuli rhti hai

Karishma: Accha hum krte hai? Aap kya krti hai, aag mai ghee dalti hai

Pushpa ji: Agar humne aaisa kiya na toh aapko hamara lalla kabka ghar se nikal diya hota

Santosh: Karishma maddam, Pushpa ji aap dono baad mai lad lena, pehele aap DSP sir ko bulaye 

Just then they heard a noise,' Uski koi zaroorat nhi hai'
All looked back and were shocked to see Haseena maddam behind them

(Lag gaiiii) Karishma: Maddam sir aap 

Haseena: Kyun? Aap aapne bhai ka intezaar kr rhi thi? 

Karishma: Nhi maddam sir aaisi koi baat nhi hum toh bas.....

Haseena: aap baad mai soch lena pehele aap sab mere cabin mai aaiye

All went into the cabin and Haseena continued
Haseena: Humko aaj subha ek call aaya tha, ek ladki ka. Uska kehena hai ki uske saath bht bada dhoka hua hai

Karishma: ka, maddam sir aapko ek call aaya aur aapne maan liya? 

Haseena: Hum itne bhi bewakoof nhi hai Karishma Singh, humne pata kiya tha aur uske aas pados se pucha toh pata chala ki yeh ladki kisi ladke ko milne gayi thi aur shaadi ke ek din pehele vo bhaag gaya saare gehene chura ke

Karishma: Ka?

Haseena: Ji Karishma Singh, isiliye Santosh Sharma aap dulhandulha.com par mera profile banayengi aur dekhengi ki........

Santosh: ( Cutting her in between) ki koi accha ladka shaadi ke liye tayar hai ki nhi 

Haseena: Ji nhi, aap dekhengi ki koi ladka shak ke daayre pr aata hai kya, aur agar haan hai toh aap ek date fix karengi unke saath hamare liye