Kahani Laato aur Jazzbato ki

Chapter 35

It was a fine morning in Lucknow. The MPT members were busy drinking tea as it was a part of their daily routine. Haseena and Karishma were not yet arrived at MPT.

Badmaan: (mimicking SRK's voice) Billu.. chai ke paise nikalo....

Billu: Ayee chal main koi bhi paise vaise nhi dene wala hu. Aur teri chai aur teri acting dono hi bakwaaz hai...

Iqbal: Baat toh sahi kehraha hai Billu.

Badnaam: Billu chai ke paise....

Billu: Main nhi deraha... Jo karana hai karle

Badnaam: Main maddam sir ko batadunga 

Billu: Batado... Main nhi darta maddam sir se.... Woh darti hai...

Cheeta: O babu...jara soch samajh kar toh bolo...

Santosh: Seriously billu ji... Kuch toh sochkar boliye na

Pushpaji:Aur nhi toh kya... Kya bakaiti kar rahe ho...

Billu: Pushpaji...mmmm

Pushpaji: Chupp

Santosh: Pushpaji vaise Karishma maddam kaha hai?

Pushpaji: Aarahi hongi kisiko peet-te-peet te....🙄🙄🙄🙄 Dusra aata bhi kya hai unko...

Santosh: Aur maddam sir bhi nhi aayi hai

Cheeta: Santu ji... Santu ji... Jo par hum hai na....jara Thane main upasthit logon par bhi toh phokas kijiye na please...

Santosh:(gives her signature irritated look) Par Pushpaji dekhiye na... Maddam sir aur Karishmaji madam ek saath late hogaye hai... Kyu?

Cheeta: What a observation Santu ji..

Billu: Chup kar Cheete... Par Pushpaji, abhi se ek saath late horahi hai, maddam sir aur DSP sir ki shaadi ke baad kya hoga?

Pushpaji: Phir toh Karishma maddam thane main bhi junior aur ghar main bhi..(her usual laughter)

Santosh: Kitna maja aaraha  hai na aapko Pushpaji?

Pushpaji: Haan....

Billu: Par aap sab ko dekhna hai ke maddam sir Shaadi ke baad Karishma Madam ko kaise daatengi?

Pushpaji: Haan Haan....

Billu: Cheete chal Karishma Madam ki acting kar aur main maddam sir ki...

Cheeta: Nhi.. hum nhi karenge

Santosh: Are Cheete... Don't be a spoil sport, karna acting

Cheeta: Santuji..Santuji kya kehgayi aap yeh...hum karenge na Karishma madam ki acting

Billu:(as HM) Karishmaji...

Cheeta:(as KS) Ji Bhabhi... Vaise aap kya kar rahi hai?

Billu:(as HM) Jaldi se yeh sabziya kaat dijiye

Cheeta:(as KS ) hum nhi kaatenge... Aapka har baar ka hai.. hum sabziya kaat te hai aur aap sabzi banati hai aur sara credit lekar jaati hai...

Billu:(as HM) Dekhiye Karishma ji aap yeh sabziya kaat dijiye bina behes

Cheeta:(as KS ) Nhi kaatenge

Billu:(as HM) Dekhiye Karishmaji yeh humara ghar hai, yahapar hum jaisa kahenge vaisa hi hoga...

Cheeta:(as KS) Hawww... matlab thane main bhi Aapke orders, yahapar bhi aapke orders... Hum nhi follow karne wale

Pushpaji, Santosh, Badnaam and Iqbal were having fun but suddenly Karishma enters and finds all  this nonsense going on. Cheeta stops after seeing her, KS signals everyone to be silent.