random criminal minds mini stories (‼️warning‼️: funny )

emilys big fat shit😩😩😩😩

So emily had to go to the bathroom, she took her phone cuz she felt like it was a shit.

She was right.

She could feel the giant soft brown shit coming out of her asshole and it got stuck and wouldn't come out 🥺🥺.

Emily started crying because her shit wouldn't come out and JJ heard her crying so she came into the bathroom to see what was going on.

"What's wrong", JJ said and Emily explained how her shit wouldn't come out and she was annoyed.

"Just push it's not that hard", JJ said sounding annoyed because she was in the middle of phone sex with Will.

"Well it is hard so shut up", Emily said.

"JUST PUSH" JJ yelled.

"UGH I CANT" Emily yelled back in response.

After about 4 and a half hours of pushing, the most giant juiciest shit popped out of Emily's asshole.

Both the girls stared in awe at the giant piece of doo-doo.

They looked at each other and nodded.

Emily ran to get the bowls, and JJ ran to get the spoons.

They got some of the shit and put it in their bowls and had a delicious dinner that night 🙄🥰🥰😁👍😦😘💀📁😏😏😏😏😏😂😯💃🏼👺🤷‍♂️✅✅.

lololololol i hope you guys enjoyed 😏😏.