random criminal minds mini stories (‼️warning‼️: funny )

rossi's house🧸🧸🎈🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸

so basically everyone went to rossi's house obv.

everyone was there and rossi had cooked pasta for everyone to eat.

"this pasta is so bad wtf" derek said.

"it's actually shaped sort of like an acute triangle if you look at how the degree is 150 and 90 and also if you use the bird formula you can also find out that obama once ate this very noodle that i am about to put in my mouth", spencer said.

"spencer literally shut the fuck up nobody knows what you're talking about" emily said.

"actually i think i understand what you're saying spencer, you're saying that all rich white straight men should be killed?" hotch said.

"OH MY GOD YES THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU" spencer said and ran over to hug hotch.

"get off of me."

anyways rossi got bored and started to play some music.

the intro to super bass by nicki minaj came on and derek jumped out of his seat as quickly as you can say cheeseballs.

he performed his ballet dance that he had worked for years on and he also had sue sylvester singing in the background as well.

"that was hot." , jj said.

"jj what the fuck get away from my man" spencer said.

this is the end of part 1 i don't feel like doing the rest but here lol. i'll prob do the rest tomorrow.