"yes daddy 😩😩" elle moaned as penelope walked into the room.
"WHAT THE FUCK DEREK", penelope yelled.
"uhh it's not what it looks like", he replied as elle sat there awkwardly.
then garcia acknowledged that elle was even there.
"YOU PIG", penelope yelled and threw her bra pads at elle.
"uh." derek said.
"DEREK SHUT UP YOU FUCKING CHEATER"
"we aren't even dating dude wtf"
"DO NOT, I REPEAT. DO NOT CALL ME DUDE", she threw candies at him and stormed out.
"okay lol let's get back to that", elle said and yeah yk.
then a few seconds later, penelope walked back in, but this time, with a knife.
"AHHHHH" both elle and derek screamed.
anyways
she killed them both lol
and then got married to some rich dude and stole all his money then murdered him.
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random criminal minds mini stories (‼️warning‼️: funny )
Non-Fictionuh idk it's in the title lol but these are super weird so take caution. you will be laughing ig 🎁🎁🎉🎁🎉✉️✉️.
