fait: i just swallowed a vitamin c pill whole
I CAN FEEL IT SLOWLY SLIDING DOWN MY ESOPHAGUS HELP
I WAS SUCKING ON THE PILL AND IT WENT DOWN INTO MY THROAT I HAD NO CHOICE
IT WAS MY FAVORITE FLAVOR TOO
me: WHY WERE YOU SUCKING ON IT-
fait: IT WAS A CHEWY
NOW MY CHEST FEEL WEIRD
me: HEHSBSBBSNSNEJR
IM LITERALLY DOING KUROOS HYENA LAUGH DUB VERSION SO HARD RN DNDNNDN
fait: WHAT DO I DO
me: SUFFER
fait: WATER IT IS BRB
me: *literally having a stroke*
YOU ARE READING
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Randomrandom things me and my friends have said lol this contains a lot of swearing (most likely from me-) and we may make *explicit* jokes here and there so uh yeah be warned ALSO i have proof of all these conversations happening so if anyone tries to de...
