Hello
Mine name is hoot hoot the owl
It was night time and it was the time where I usually scare everyone
But there was this really annoying BISH singing about a star. Oh boy how I wished I could strangle her
Anyways she kept complimenting the star so I looked up and WOW! IT WAS REALLY UM.... HAWT.
I started feeling in love with the star
The star looked at me weirdly. It felt like a connection. I stalked her all day and night and learned the lyrics of the song the next day we sang the song while we were doing loop dee loops. "Hoot hoot has never felt this feeling" thought hoot hoot. He asked the star her name.
"Yo star! What is your name"
"Uh...my name is grill"
"Hmm grill the star, I like the sound of that"
"What's yours??"
"Hoothoot"
"No I asked your name"
"Yea, that's what I said hoothoot"
"CAN YOU STOP HOOTING"
"HOOTHOOT IS MY NAME"
This kept going on for 10 minutes... then grill finally realized that the owl's name was hoothoot. Yes her star cells got grill and it makes sense cuz her name is grill
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First of all damn that looks pretty and second of all hope you enjoyed wheezing at this
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The thug life of Hoothoot (a crack fic)
HumorCompleted!!! And it's really short It all started when a random girl started complementing a star in the sky (aka singing twinkle twinkle little star) and then hoothoot looked up at the sky and fell in love with it --------------- *in Felix's voice*...
