While grill kept eating grilled stars, there was another owl who just came back from Mexico. It was duolingo
Now duo is grill's ex who has killed millions and no one even knows about it
He saw grill with Hoothoot and started speaking in Spanish
"Deja de comer o re disparare" (stop eating or I'll shoot you)
"....?"
Hoothoot was kunfuzed since he didn't know what duo said so he continued eating but then duo pulled out his flamethrower but just the Hoothoot choked on it and spat on duo's face
Duo a bit went in his mouth but he actually liked the taste of grilled stars so he decided to not kill him and they all ate grilled stars together
Grill was flattered and they had a feast together. One day a human came to the sky with a jetpack and saw them eating. He got hungwy and took hoothoot away, but left the yummy stars and duolingo
"HOOT" said hoothoot
"hOOT" said hoothoot
"Let me go you piece of shiet" said hoothoot
The human got startled, but still held onto hoothoot. Duo and Grill didn't give a frack as they were eatimg them stars 👀
The human reached his house and took out hoothoot and licked him. He then started to boil some lemon juice and put hoothoot in da juice. HOOTHOOT ISN'T HELPLESS. He drank all that nice lemon juice and spat it in the dude's eyes and flew away saying
"You disgrace"
And with the hoothoot returned to where grill and duo were and continued eating them stars
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And with that we have come to the end of the thug life of hoothoot (we could make a part two... but we lazy)
Oh and also the title means "speak in Spanish or your life says goodbye" I got this from google so it might not be the correct translation-
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The thug life of Hoothoot (a crack fic)
HumorCompleted!!! And it's really short It all started when a random girl started complementing a star in the sky (aka singing twinkle twinkle little star) and then hoothoot looked up at the sky and fell in love with it --------------- *in Felix's voice*...
