Akatsuki Oneshots (Based on A Taster of Modern Living and Akatsuki's Shadow)

Requested: Google Search

Requested by: Threeworlds

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Tobi comes across your laptop whilst you're at work. When I say he came across it, it's simply staring at the silver, shiny rectangle questioning what it is. He begins to pick it up, looking at it from all angles until Itachi questions him, "What are you doing? Be careful with her belongings"

"Tobi wasn't sure what it is- - *gasp* it opens!" Tobi managed to figure out how to open it up and looked upon the screen. The laptop was left on sleep, therefore it was open upon the wallpaper. As the screen lit up, it caught the curiosity of some of the members.

"What is it?" Hidan asked.

"It's a laptop, idiot" Sasori mentioned.

"How would you know!?" Hidan blurted out with a tick upon his head at the insult.

"I use a computer with her at work. A laptop is just a small portable version"

"What do you use it for?" Kisame asked.

Sasori took the laptop and showed them what you explained the internet was. When he clicked on the internet browser google appeared he said, "You type whatever you want to know or see, and it appears"

"Look up Jashin!"

"Please don't.." Kisame sweatdropped.

"Danna, look up what true art is! Let's settle this once and for all, hm"

Sasori just looked at Deidara, almost contemplating to do this. He starts to type. Once the answer appears, he calls it out, "If we are to define what true art is, it is something which the artist creates for his own satisfaction, without thinking about what the world would say about it. ... It holds true for any form of art, be it painting, music, or performing arts – it should be able to inspire personal transformation".

The two just look at one another, questioning the answer.

"I still think art is an explosion, hm"

"Art is eternal, Deidara. Let's move on"

"Just look up Jahsin already!"

Sasori sighs and fake types, "Oh yes, it says here that he is fake and Hidan needs to get his head examined. Next"

"You motherfuck- - "

"Tobi wants to look!" Tobi snatches the laptop away in time as Sasori and Hidan begin to have an argument, he says allowed that he is typing in his own name. Once everything appears, he instantly slams the lid closed, "Oh dear..Tobi made a silly"

"What do you mean?" Kisame asked.

Tobi starts to panic and shifts himself to the other side of the room, "Sasori Senpai? H-How does Tobi close this page?!"

"Top right corner is a red cross"

Tobi wipes away the sweat upon his forehead, "Phew, that was close". Foolish Tobi didn't think that his true identity would appear so of course he had to hide this information from the others.

"Look up someone else if you don't want to show, Tobi" Itachi suggested, somewhat figuring out why he acted this way but wanted confirmation.

"Hmm let's see" Tobi starts to type, "Itachi Uchiha"

He clicks and waits for the page to load, he clicked on 'google images'. Itachi looks over his shoulder, "W..Who took pictures of me? I don't recall these moments.."

"Look Itachi Senpai! People have made drawings of you as well! you're famous! " He began to scroll further and further, down into the abyss of the internet.

Itachi and Tobi begin to produce red over their cheeks/mask, "MY EYES" Tobi said, running away from the view of the screen". Itachi closes the page and turns away, "The internet is a weird place.."

Kisame and the others squint their eyes in suspicion, taking the laptop to look themselves up now.

"Kisame Hoshigaki was an S-rank Missing-nin from Kirigakure and one of Akatsuki's most powerful members" Kisame smirks with pride at the information that he is one of the strongest in the group, causing a pout or two from some of the members such as Deidara and Hidan.

He continued to read, "Prior to defecting from his village, he was one of the most powerful gerneration of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist's members. He was partnered with Itachi Uchiha." He smiled smugly once more.

"...how does the internet know about you..or even, us?" Kakuzu asked. He then looked himself up, "Kakuzu is a rogue ninja from the Village Hidden in the Waterfall who became a member of the Akatsuki, serving as their treasurer. He steals hearts from his victims in order to remain alive and achieve a near-immortal lifespan".

"I thought you were immortal!? Hence we're the immortal duo!" Hidan said in surprise.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes, "I've told you this already. I'm not immortal, no one is"

"What the fuck do you call me then!? Fine, look me up" Hidan takes the laptop and searches, "Hidan is a minor antagonist of Naruto - - MINOR?!"

"Keep reading, Hidan"

"..He is the partner of Kakuzu (despite having mutual dislike for each other) and was the second newest member of Akatsuki, at the time of his introduction. Kisame Hoshigaki laughingly referred to Hidan and Kakuzu as the "Zombie Brothers".

Hidan frowned, "It speaks more of my partner than me!"

Deidara's turn, "Deidara is a popular and powerful ninja, known for his feminine appearance and ability to make bombs. Related words: Itachi. Sasuke. Sharingan".

Hidan snorted out a laughter, "Oh man, it started off so well for you but ended up mocking you!"

Deidara growled in frustration, "Related words, Uchiha!? HM"

"You're all idiots. Instead of looking up one another individually. If Kisame is one of the strongest of the Akatsuki, let's find out who is the strongest of the Akatsuki" Zetsu proposed.

The men turned to look at him, almost surprised they hadn't thought of this themselves and began to fight for the laptop. Tobi managed to blur himself between the fighting members and take the laptop away in order to look. When the answer came up he instantly slammed the laptop onto the floor until it smashed. The answer that came up was something he had to keep from the others, although it did make him smile behind the mask. This information still had to be hidden from the others for his goal to be achieved once they return to the timeline they're from.

"What the fuck did you do that for?! [Y/N]'s going to kill you!"

"Whoopsie...?" Tobi nervously laughed.