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Gay or european?~ Todobaku

Ship: Todobaku
Summary: They all wonder Katsuki's sexuality.
Au: Second years
Status: Comedy and Fluff

"There! Right there!
Look at that tan, well-tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!" Mina yelled as she ran up to me.

"I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say not gay" Iida countered, pushing his glasses up.

"That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?" I scoffed and leaned into my desk crossing my arms.

"But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'" Momo said as she examined me.

"What are we seein'?" The whole class asked.

"Is he gay?" She started.

"Of course he's gay!" They all yelled out.

"Or European?" She finished.

"Oh" Everyone said in unison.

"Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?" Shoji pondered.

"Well, hey, don't look at me!" Denki screamed as he looked away.

"You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts" Uraraka exclaimed with a hand on her chin.

"Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks" Jirou added.

"Oh, please" Sero rolled his eyes.

"Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way" Deku mumbled causing me to stifle a laugh.

"Is he gay or European, or-" I smirked at what Hagakure was going to say.

"There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way" Tsuyu yelled out, pointing a finger at me. I was startled at her sudden outburst. I looked over at the door and saw a first year girl standing out there. I raised an eyebrow and walked over.

"That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Is automatically, radically
Ironically, chronically
Certainly, flirtingly
Genetically, medically
Gay, officially gay
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay" My idiots said in unison. How? I have no idea.

"Damn it!" They said as they spotted me talking and letting out a chuckle with the girl. I winked at her as she stood there with a dark blush.

"Gay or European?
So stylish and relaxed
Is he gay or European?" They asked.

"I think his chest is waxed" Tokoyami said.

"But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse" Ojiro responded.

"Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code" Iida added.

"Yeah, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy-toed" Uraraka said with a disappointed frown.

"Huh" Mina hummed.

"Gay or European?
So many shades of gray" Kirishima says.

"But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday" The girl from before squeaked out.

"Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro--" The whole class chanted.

"Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try" Deku yelled out.

"The floor is yours" Iida said.

"So, Mr. Bakugou
This alleged affair with Mrs. Uraraka has been going on for...?" He asked as he came out to me.

"Two years" I answered as I shifted uncomfortably.

"And your first name again is?" He asked again.

"Katsuki." I mumbled out.

"And your boyfriend's name is?" He pressed. Without thinking I answered.

"Shouto." My eyes widened as I realized what happened.

"I-I, sorry!
I misunderstand!
You say "boyfriend", I thought you say "best friend"
Shouto is my best friend" I stuttered out.

"You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it, I no cover for you no more!
Peoples, I have a big announcement" Shouto yelled out as he stood up from his desk. I sighed and slapped my hand against my head.

"This man is gay and European" he yelled out.

"Whoa!" Everyone yelled out.

"And neither is disgrace
You gotta stop your bein'
A completely closet case" He scolded me.

"It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way" He spoke up to the entire class.

"You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming one-man cabaret" He said with crossed arms.

"I'm straight!" I yelled out.

"You were not yesterday" He answered smugly causing me to blush furiously.

"So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay (And European!)
He's gay (And European!)
He's gay (And European, and gay!)" They all chanted.

"Fine, okay, I'm gay" I admitted, face flushed a dark red.

"Hooray!" They all screamed.

"Are we done with this now?" I grumbled.

"Yes!" Mina said in her cheery tone.

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A/N: Lol I thought that this was funny. Anyways my punishment has been lifted because I got an A in that class so fast just to get my phone back. Here's another OneShot for you guys!

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