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Fuck you!~ Bakusquad

Ship: No ship, just Bakusquad
Summary: The Bakusquad is fed up with all Mights BS.
Au: None.
Status: Angst

I roll my eyes as Hanta chases Denki around the classroom. The other two morons cheering them on.

Aizawa sensei was fast asleep so we had a free period. After some time Hanta tackled him to the ground.

"Ack- NOOOOOOO!!" Denki whined as Hanta picked him up.

Hanta walked over to us with Denki thrown over his shoulder.

Just then the door opened and in walked All Might. Of course he walked over to Deku and his friends, completely ignoring everyone else that wasn't Deku.

I rolled my eyes at this but kept quiet. I knew that the other four felt the same. We went on with what we were doing, laughing loudly at our stupid antics.

We started to make fun of how everyone sees us.

"But we've been fuckin' mеan, we're elitist" I mocked. The others chuckled and joined in.

"we're as flawed as any church" Mina added.

"And this faux-rad West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth" Denki said with sass as Hanta let him down.

"I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus" Eijiro said.

"Your proposal is immodest and insane" Hanta added.

"And I hope someday Selmers rides her fuckin' train" Mina said again.

All Might came up to us. He crossed his as as he stared at us.

"This is a school. Get your feet off the table and stop cursing." He said with that big creepy smile on his face.

I rolled my eyes and ignored him. The rest did the same.

"God you guys act like such delinquents." He muttered. My eyes widened and I stood up. The others froze as they heard what he said.

I crossed my arms as I scoffed. He raised an eyebrow at me. Eijiro placed his hand on my shoulder but I shrugged it off. I walked up to him and stared straight into his eyes. I smirked as I got angry. I knew that the other four would back me up.

"If you could only be what you pretend you are" I said with attitude in my tone.

His eyes widened and Deku came up to us.

"Kacchan! He's a pro hero!" He scolded me. Hanta pushed him away from me with a frown on his face.

"Go away Midoriya. This doesn't involve you." He said.

The others nodded in agreement. I leaned against my desk with a sigh.

"'Cause we're so fuckin' mean" Denki mocked.

"we're so elitist" Hanta said.

"we're as fucked as any church" Eijiro joined in.

"And this bullshit West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth" Mina said as she put a reassuring hand on my shoulder.

"I bit the apple 'cause I loved you" I said as I looked at All Might in the eyes.

"and why would you lie?" Eijiro asked to prove our point.

"And then I realized that you're just as naive as I am" I answered with false concern.

"Oh, you're so traumatized it makes me want to cry" All Might said.

"You dumb bitch" I yelled until Hanta stopped me.

"I loved you" Hanta said.

"I loved you" Denki followed.

"I loved you" Mina repeated.

"it's true" I muttered.

"I wanted to be you and do what you do" Eijiro said in a hurt voice.

"I lived here" Mina said as she crossed her arms.

"I loved here" Eijiro scoffed.

"I bought it, it's true" Denki said.

"I'm so embarrassed" I informed him.

"I feel abused" We all said.

"Well I don't want to eat the rich" Denki said as he crossed his arms.

"I'd have to eat my heroes first" Mina hugged me.

"And my tuition's paid by blood, I might deserve your fate or worse" Eijiro said with a frown.

"But I don't need your god damn money" Hanta yelled.

"I don't need jack shit from you" Eijiro said in a monotone voice.

"So when I speak, you bet your life my words are true" Mina shouted.

"Guys what's up with you?!" Deku yelled at us.

"Maybe it has something to do with the fact that this fucker is the reason that a lot of bad shit happened to us! We're kids Midoriya!" Denki seethed. I pulled him into my arms and comforted him as he started crying.

"And as I see it, you're a dick" I yelled at All Might.

"Fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars, fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again" I said in an irritated tone. I knew that everyone was looking at us but we didn't care.

"You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison" Hanta said as he diverted his gaze to the floor. "'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts"

"I can't believe you tore humanity apart" Mina rolled her eyes.

"With the very same machines that could have been our brand new start" I muttered.

"And the worst part is
I loved you" I said with a sigh. He tried to put a hand on my shoulder but I moved away.

"And sometimes I feel like I still fuckin' do" Denki placed his hand on my cheek and whipped away a stray tear. I didn't know that I had been crying. Denki never left my grasp.

I sniffled and hid my face. The others hugged me and comforted me until I could talk again.

"God, I can't believe that I ever looked up to you." I said in a soft voice. "I am such an idiot to ever think that you were the best."

Hanta guided me out the door as the others followed.

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A/N: Again, I'm sorry that this is bad. Also double update!? We will never have consistent updates.

Hope that you enjoyed this!! This was also based off of a Tik Tok.

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