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Bamboleo

Inspired by: That one TikTok trend where people fall off roofs… yeah… I'm at my lowest. 

Words: 870

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"Don't get caught off guard, Parker," 

Mj looked between Leah and Peter towards Howard. The two of them smirked and Leah sighed. 

"What?" Peter asked, his confusion extremely visible. He had just found this side of Michelle and Leah… How had he not known the two were Shield agents? 

But in his defence, the two were posed as sisters. They lived in the same house, and not to mention, they looked exactly the same… almost.

"We got this," Agent Morris allowed Jones to finish his statement. "Oh, we so got this." 

Agent Cooper took Peter's mask chip, plugging Karen into her phone. "I-" Peter was cut off.

Michelle Jones was one of Shields' best agents. Most of the time when she went undercover, she would have to learn a whole new skill. So, being an expert on the battlefield, she thought it would be good to take one of the dancing missions.

She went undercover as Zendaya Coleman. Her mission was to get one of the judges, Len Goodman, to spill something about the Centipede project. Which that situation led to way more info on project Deathlok. 

And that's how she met one of her best friends, Howard Morris. Howard was undercover as Valentin Chmerkovskiy, her dance partner. 

So, that got Michelle into taking the dance fighting sessions. Now, she was a master at dance fighting. 

Not as good as agent Barton and Romanoff though.

But right now, the three agents and… well, Spiderman, were infiltrating a Hydra base. Nothing special.

Music started to play from the rooftops speakers. Leah passed Karen back to Peter, motioning for him to put his mask back on. The spider started to recognize the song… 

Bamboleo.

Once he looked back he noticed the Hydra agents looking around, cocking their guns for the suspect. Peter's Peter Tingle™ went off, alerting him that someone was in danger.

But if it wasn't him, and it wasn't Agent Cooper… he looked around and found Michelle and Howard dancing their way over to the Hydra agents.

"What… What are they doing?" His eyes didn't leave the two of them.

"Trust me, Michelle is one of Shields' best agents. She and Agent Morris are some of the best partners I've known… I just hope they can pull this off," She cringed at the two agents in front of her and Parker. They were something alright…

"Dramatic little-" A shot fired as Leah stood up. Gun in hand, she said behind the giant AC atop the roof. Peter, on the other hand, just swung up to the metal internet pole. His suit made sure he didn't get shocked.

He watched from above how Michelle moved her hips, smothering the enemies with her thighs. 

And BOY was he mesmerized by her actions. He felt the breath being taken from his lungs, even when he wasn't the one getting strangled to death. 

Taking the gun from her holster, Agent Jones spun around and knocked out another enemy agent. But the best thing was, she didn't even fire, she just hit him in the back of the head with style.  

Just to her luck, one of Hydra's agents had shot right beside her. Of course, that startled her, but Mj was smart. 

And Peter knew that.

He didn't expect Michelle to throw her gun to the ground though. 

Peter started to look towards Agent Morris and Cooper. Yet, nothing about Michelle being at gun hold phased them.

That's when she put her hands up and started to back up. The only problem was that they were on a roof. 

Feeling her foot on the edge of the building, Agent Jones smirked. She twisted her hands up and fainted backwards off the building dramatically. 

Peter's masked eyes got wide. Michelle had just jumped off a building. 

Leah took this opportunity to shoot the last agent in the leg, catching him off guard. 

The only thing that was heard now was the perfectly good timed music, the enemies groans and Michelle's squeals… 

Her body twisted in the air, diving straight to the ground. "This is awesome!" Michelle shouted as she spun in mid-air. 

"Should- should I get her…?" Parker was hesitant, he never went on a mission quite like this before. In fact, he wasn't even assigned to this mission in the first place.

"Probably," Howard shrugged, forgetting about the comms.

"I would appreciate it, but if you don't I can find my way out," Mj claimed after eavesdropping on the three's conversation. Peter lunged after her, this time his actions weren't hesitant in the slightest. 

The music was perfectly timed yet again as he webbed Michelle and pulled her forwards into his arms. Letting out another string, Peter swung around and landed back on the roof. He didn't let the fact that Michelle's arms were still wrapped around his torso.

"So you can fall off a roof but you can swing whilst being attached to one of the greatest superheroes of all time," He quipped. 

"In my defence, I get nervous around cute boys. I'm not afraid of heights, Parker," Agent Jones smirked as she spun towards her gun with manner.

Oh, she definitely caught him off guard.