[GREEN DAlE COMMUNITY COLLEGE] Season#1

Intro to Nerdy EP. 11

(Hay everyone, today episode is quite special mainly because it's the first one with a theam song, I know what yeah I made a theam song, hope you enjoy it, please vote for this series)

(Here the song hope you like it)

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"Since we lost Charles" started Jermey, "I think we should find a new person into the group". " don't you think we should take time to morn the death of a close friend," said Jacob "I mean if anything let's not have anyone take his seat, plus we don't if he's dead, he might just be in a coma," said Jeremy. Everyone got sad "I mean not a comma but like lost in a forest". " none of those sound good," said Sarah sad that they lost Charles. "The point is we wanted someone to be on the study group let's find one"." We could have had Buddy," said, Jacob "why did you even wait till the last second to vote him in?" Jenny asked Pete "I felt bad for him, had no friends just wanted to be in a friend group, I mean he's wired but doesn't matter now isn't in this group never will be".

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After the study group talked everyone went to their classes. Jacob and Pete went to P.E. this time Jeremy moved two because the school wanted some of the later P.E. class students to be fit in at different times because they had a substitute. The fact that more students were being moved didn't make it easy for the teacher but the teacher asked for the challenge. "My name is is Coach Hank, you will call me sir," said Coach Hank. Coach Hank was around his 40s but seemed to be 50. "You, what is your name?" Asked Hank pointing to Jacob "I'm Jacob-' said Jacob before Coach Hank cut him off. " Jacob What?" Asked, "Jacob, sir?!" Said Jacob not sure what the question was "is that you're last name "oh, no coach". " what did you call me!" Said Coach Hank "oh, sorry coach, I mean mama, why'd I say mama I don't know-". "sit down before I fail you". Coach Hank was in the military before he gained a purple heart and was sent back home and then went to be a P.E. coach for a community college, so he wasn't too frilled that was where his expertise was going but it was the closet thing to the military for him so he had some passion for his class.

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On the other side of School, Mr. Reynolds was teaching his class a new part of their learning that he made himself. " welcome class to intro to fighting against fictional threats" said Mr. Reynolds writing his name on the board. This wasn't one of the usual classes it was just a class that would last 1 week but Jenny, Jacob, Leo, and Sarah wanted to take it since they knew Mr. Reynolds. Mr. Reynolds didn't look the same like he usually did, "Mr. Reynolds are you feeling ok?" Asked Sarah "yes, why do you ever ask my dear student?" Asked Mr. Reynolds but he also didn't sound like he normally did. The class was moved to the theater room after Mr. Reynolds's last class on how to protect yourself against Bees. The Theater room was large for a classroom and most of the lights were off. "You called me student," said Sarah "is that something I don't do!?" Said, Mr. Reynolds not sounding confident. "Oh they figured it out," said Mr. Reynolds. Mr. Reynolds or the man pretending to be Mr. Reynolds took off a latex mask, everyone would have noticed it if they were in a normal room but because it was the theater room it was too dark to tell. Under the mask was the theater teacher Mr. Sean Garrity "Mr. Reynolds, they figured it out" said Mr. Garrity. Mr. Reynolds came out wearing a biker jacket and sunglasses and was walking robotic. "Must destroy human!" said Mr. Reynolds walking over to Mr. Garrity. "Please stop I didn't want to be a part of this stop, I just wanted to do the first thing," said Mr. Garrity as Mr. Reynolds approached stretching his arms out to grab Mr. Garrity. "Luck for you, I need to get my notes," said Mr. Reynolds in an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression "stop with the impression," said Mr. Garrity. "I'll be back," said Mr. Reynolds going to get his notes. "I apologize about his behavior, he likes to go in-depth with these kinds of lessons," said Mr. Garrity. Me. Reynolds came back with his notes and said "I'm back" using his Arnold Schwarzenegger impression he also said "aww ahwa awha aaa"
"I said no more Impressions"
"What, I was just clearing my throat sorry".

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Pete, Jeremy, and Jacob, and the rest of the class was now outside on the Green Dale football field since Green Dale didn't have the best money, the school was able to afford a football stadium, it was easy to tell that the school afterward needed some money with flyers for one of there new classes

Intro To Chair Making:
Bring and pay for your own supplies
We will keep chairs after the class,
You also won't get the chairs back,
Please make the chairs look like the ones around the campus.

"Attention!" Shouted Coach Hank "today's task is one that I have designed myself, you will have to go through an obstacle core that I made, and now going around," said Coach Hank. "What the hell is that?" Asked Jeremy pointing to the barbed wire that lined around the obstacle course. "Haven't you seen Barbed wire before?" Asked Coach Hank. "No, I know what it is why do you have it there?" Asked Jeremy "to make sure you guys don't go around the obstacle course". "I don't know if that's legal to make students, some that have medical issues I mind you, run an obstacle course they can't get out of," said Pete. "Oh, it's perfectly legal unless you have an issue, but I'm not saying anything, wimp" whispered Coach Hank. "When I say do something I'm telling you to do it, if you don't you fail the class" Pete reluctantly got in line and waited for Coach Hank to blow the whistle. When he did everyone started, the course was harder than they fought it was going to be.

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"So my lesson today is, imagine your walking to your car it's dark outside, and then out of nowhere a killing machine from the future starts to charge at you what do you?" Asked Mr. Reynolds pointing to Leo. "You get into your car and drive off?" Said Leo unsure. "Wrong, now he destroyed your car what next, you," said, Mr. Reynolds pointing to another student. "Which model is it?" Asked the student "the T-800" replied Mr. Reynolds. "Then I would run across the street and wait for him to get over there and then run back to the car since it's slow and just performed time travel which would probably make it overwhelmed, I would get to the car and grab the spare gloves non-conducted gloves and which the negative and positive power cords then turn on the car run away from the opposite side of the terminator and hit the car alarm which sends out a charge shocking and killing the terminator". No one said anyone at first except for Senor Chang who was viewing the class from the door and scoffed "ha, NEEEERRRRRRD!" he bellowed. "I don't know if you took a breath in that entire monologue but that is correct I guess, what your name?". " oh, my name is Ronald John Paul or just Ron".

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Outside Pete, Jeremy, and Jacob finished the obstacle course last. Mainly due to the fact the Coach made them go back and restart the course several times. Now immerging covered in mud and sweat, a little bit of blood were now tired. "You three!" Shouted the teacher "get an f". "What! why?" Asked Pete frustrated he spent the whole class doing a dumb obstacle course. "Because you guys were the last!" Exclaimed the coach like it was obvious. "How are you even a teacher here?"
"I've been working at this school as a teacher for three years and if I knew the day I would switch to P.E. I wouldn't have expected someone like you to be my student"
"I honestly don't care!" Exclaimed Pete.

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Pete decided he would go to the dean and see if there was anything he could do about this. "Dean!" Said, Pete opening the door to find the dean looking at a video of dogs. "Oh hi, Peter, what is it?" Asked the dean turning off his computer before realizing Pete was covered in sweat and mud. "Do you always look like that, I haven't noticed it before" whispered the dean "you should fire the coach!" Said Pete. "Why, no, I can't do that Petersburg, I mean first of all he has tenure second off-"
"Did you just call me Petersburg?" Asked Pete. "Yes, so what," said the dean "did you like that?!" Asked the dean in a kinda whisper. "No, I didn't, he gave me an f for finishing last just because he made us start over, you know students are Beeding because he put barb wire around the course". Now Coach Hank walked in " Dean, think about what the school board would say to a retired army vet being fired, don't forget I have tenure" said Hank. "It seems that he will be staying here longer, get along you two," said the dean happily. "Glad you see it that way, well Peter ill see you, next class," said Coach Hank. Pete walked off and before Coach Hank could leave the Dean stooped him.
"If you could, you know issue a gym uniform, something tight, in the uhhh, uh, shorts area," asked the Dean, "I'll see what I can do," said Coach Hank with no intuition to do so.

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