[GREEN DAlE COMMUNITY COLLEGE] Season#1

school fundraising EP: 7

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"so guys, how are you?" asked the dean coming into the study room. "can't complain, what do you want short stuff?f, gonna do our homework or, naught," said Jacob "well I'm the dean but I'm doing fine, for green dales lack in money we have been finding new Alternatives!"
"Unless one of those alternatives is burning the school your not there yet!"
Said Leo jokingly. Know our plan is we will be doing a fundraiser" said the dean excitingly. "we are going to do a bake sale, all you need to do is just make something and bring it to school and all sales will go to Green Dale". The dean just left after that, " anyone knows why he comes here?" Asked Jeremy
"Maybe we're the only ones he talks to"
Said Sarah "I doubt it, remember the other study group," said Pete everyone nodded in agreement.

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Everyone went home that weekend and made the food for the bake sale and now we're arriving at the bake sale.
"So, what did everyone bring?" Asked Sarah "well I brought a very nice cake, that I made look like a nipple!" Said, Charles bring his cake to his stand. "Why?" Asked Jeremy "well you see the only treat I like is the human body" replied Charles. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Asked Jenny. Mr. Reynolds walked up to the tables
"hay, what up guys?" Asked Mr. Reynolds "hay Mr.Reynolds we're good you?" Asked Pete "oh I'm good I might get fired today!" Said, Mr. Reynolds.
This shocked everyone there, everyone likes Mr. Reynolds. "Why?" Asked Leo
"Well, you see, I got stuck in the lands of Mexico-". " wait, Mr. Reynolds does this have anything to do with why you getting fired?" asked Leo. "Yes, why would I waste your guys time, well I was stuck in Mexico"

Mexico 🇲🇽
Mr. Reynolds was lost in the jungles of Mexico searching around for stuff he could use to survive. He didn't know if we would survive he was low on energy and could barely stand up. He had found a stream before he passed out. He woke up in a small shed to find himself chained up to a chair no one was around him except for the Mexican man standing in front of him. He had a gun in his pocketed a knife too. "¿Por qué estás aquí? ¿Estás con Los estadounidenses? (why are you here, are you with the Americans?") Asked the man. Mr. Reynolds didn't know Spanish.
"I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish, I was in search of food or water before I passed out" another man came into the room. All Mr. Reynolds could see is that he was there the room was too dark "he said" started the man "we will take you to the border, as long as you supply us with coak" Mr. Reynolds was very confused. "You mean like the drug right" the man started to nod but it looked nothing like a nod.

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"wait," said Pete "what is the point of the whole story?". "the point?" asked Mr. Reynolds "the point is that they only let me go as long as I gave them a certain payment of drugs, I was about to finish the payment with them being in stashed in a big cake and bribe the local bake store so when the gang came they would take the cake and I would be fine!". "why didn't you just hand it to them," asked Jeremy "one reason is to ovoid suspicion". "you know" started Charles "back in the day we used to stick the drugs up our-". "wo wo wo wo wo, wwwwwwoooooo" screemd Jacob "Chales we have talked about the fact you cant talk about sticking things up your ass," said Pete "well maybe if you got the stick out of yours" exclaimed Charles walking over to Mr. Reynolds "I will help Mr. Reynolds kill the gang and then we will use the drugs our self". "wait, what?" asked Mr. Reynolds "I mean give the drugs to a group of youthes". "did you just say youthes? you sound like a grandpa" said Jenny laughing "you get the hell off my lawn you youths" said Jacob pretending to be a grandpa. "guys the point is that if the school finds out I'm dealing drugs I can be fired, put in jail for that so I need to get the drugs back if not the gang will kill me". "Wait were is the cake?" Asked Sarah "at the dean's cousins birthday party". "Fine I will help if you need me" said Jacob joining Charles and Mr. Reynolds "and I will help you" said Pete. "Ok so now there this group and I guess the rest of us will stay here and just sell food" said Jenny. "You know what we are just leaving the food here". " wait how did the dean get the cake?" Asked Jeremy "well he went to the same cake shop and-"

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As the dean walked Into the store he didn't know the name his cousin put the name for the cake as so he had to just ask for it. He walked up to the man and asked "hay would you bring out the special cake", asked the dean trying to be confident but completely failing. "you know the kind of cake that would go nicely with the birthday boy, and a nice glass of coke" of course the dean didn't know but that was the code word they made". So the man handed him the cake and he was on his way.

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"Again, why didn't you just hand him the cake? and why do you just pause all of a sudden like you trying to make us imagine it like in some tv show" said Pete. "Jacob it's a good thing your coming," said Charles "why?' Asked Pete " well you know your, the kinda person who would deal with, drugs and gangs"
Jacob was confused by this "why?" Asked Jacob "you know because you're black," said Charles "shut up Charles," said Jeremy.

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At the birthday party, Pete went to go say hi to the dean. "Hey dean, how are you?" The dean was surprised to see Pete here "oh hi Pete Mitchell"
"I just go as Pete"
"Ok, Mr. Mitchell"
"Just Pete"
"I see Peter"
"Just Pete"
"Oh sorry Peterson, anyways I am good thanks for asking how are you, and why are you here?" Asked the dean. "You sent an invitation to everyone in the study group!" The dean seemed puzzled trying to remember if he did. Pete looked over to the cake and then saw Mr. Reynolds calling him over to the garage. "Did you meet Craig Cackowski yet? He is a police officer" said the dean pointing over to the man who was wearing a hawaiian shirt and eyeing the came. "No haven't gotten the chance," said Pete leaving the dean heading towards the garage. "What is it?" Asked Pete walking into the garage to find a group of Mexicans facing him and Mr. Reynolds. "Pete this is the gang that I have been talking about," said Pete "well, I'm sorry guys but I don't have the dru-" started Mr. Reynolds but stopped when Sarah, Leo, Jenny, Jacob, Jeremy, and Charles brought in the cake "here it is," said Mr. Reynolds. The men seemed surprised but looked at the cake and went to live a life and find the drugs "what is this, this is not what we wanted" said the man "you know what, you leave our bro alone or we will knee cap you" screamed Jeremy "what?" Said the man again "you heard him, bro, well kill ya, beet his ass, Jacob" said Charles. "No, we just wanted coak," said the man "that is coak," said Mr. Reynolds "no, coak the drink," said the man. Mr. Reynolds just realized "wait but he," said Mr. Reynolds pointing over the man in the corner which seemed to be the same person that he meet in Mexico. "Oh," said the man as he brought him out of the corner "this is Eddie he is a little bit wrong in the head," said the man while Eddie was playing with his finger "hay,  mommy," said Eddie wishing while staring at Sarah. "Wait then who have you been giving the drugs to?" Asked Leo "iv been giving it to senor Chang, he said he knew a Mexican gang, and now that I know what chang is like he probably used it all or sold it," said Mr. Reynold "he probably sold it and bought Cheetos, he says Cheetos get him high," said Leo. At this moment officer, Craig Cackowski jumped into the garage" everyone on the floor.

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After some time in the police department jail, everything was sorted out and everyone was fine. Mr. Reynolds got to keep his job the Mexicans were fine and went back to their home and everyone was good except the dean. His little cousin was angry that he didn't get his cake.