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Jeremy had just woken up he was getting ready for the day when he got an emergency text from Pete. "911, test if you guys need to study meet me at the study room" "ok see you there in half an hour" replied Jeremy then Charles said, "Hpw dy i toxt". It has been about a
2 weeks since everyone first went to school so they were surprised that were was already a test so they meet up at the school.🏫
Everyone had arrived at school and was already in the study room. " guys there's a test" asked Jeremy
"Yeah just found out" everyone already found out they were aking history together but wish their teacher wasn't Mr. Cornwallec. Everyone got their notes out and started studying when they heard a knock on the door. "Everyone looked at each other wondering who it was but they already came in " few I thought well you know a lot of students think it's cool to have sex back here," said the dean. Every just looked at him until he said "well I just was going around asking students if they want to go on a field trip to the quad," said the dean cheerfully "what could the school not afford a real trip," said Pete Joking "no there a fire and back here the fire alarms don't turn on, in fact, they rarely turn on!". Everyone got up and walked to the quad they waited there for the firefighters to arrive. When they did they looked around but there was no fire the Dean, however, was staying with the firefighters chasing them around and staring at them " well let's go study" said Jeremy.
Everyone came back to the study room and started to get their notes out but it was time for them to go to class.P.E.
Jacob, and Pete both had P.E. they took out Charles for being old and sexist, racist, and for fat-shaming every one.
They were in the locker room when some guy with a mustache came up to him "hey Jacob saw you yesterday on the court there" said the mustache man "well ok" replied Jacob. "You kinda bad at basketball we can teach you" "no I'm good I'm gonna play with my friend Pete so yeah" Jacob tried to walk off "I don't think you get it we say you suck so let's teach you how to play basketball". Pete walked up to them and said: "Ladies and a lady with a mustache I don't think you understand but my friend here doesn't want to join your guy's retro gang so please excuse us". Later when everyone was playing dodgeball mustache and his gang were all aiming for Jacob even when he was out Pete wasn't too happy about this.On the other side of the school, Leo and Jenny were in the middle of going over the 13 rights notes they had for intro to law when they saw a protest for people in Guatemala. "If you like those brownies than your gonna hate what going on in Guatemala," said the lady handing out Brownies Jenny and Leo took one and a flyer and went off to Intro to Law.
Back at the gym, it was time for the free time to study and chat but while Jacob and Pete we're going to the locker room mustache stopped them. "1v1 me on court right now" he yelled "I'm sorry but I was gonna go study with my friend," said Jacob "oh well that's too bad, let's go". They played a quick match
Mainly because Jacob destroyed Mustache. "You got lucky next you won't be!" Yelled mustache "leave us alone discount chuck Norse" yelled PeteWhen they got back to the study room they were greeted by a new face "hi my name Buddy nice to meet you" said the small but round person sitting next to we're Pete sits. Pete nodded at him and looked over at Jenny who said " Buddy and I are working on a project for Spanish, we were waiting for you to start on history". Everyone got out of their notes and started to study. "You know I could help you guys study if you want?" asked Buddy everyone was happy to hear that so they all worked together on it. It had to been a while since they started studying for the test.
"Well guys it was fun meeting you guys by," said buddy walking off "by," said everyone when he left the room everyone just started spilling out the truth "he was nice but we aren't letting him in the group," said Sarah everyone agreed on that "he was just too energetic!" Said, Jenny "yeah you would think a diabetic wouldn't be an energetic person!" Said, Charles. "Guys, I just came up with an idea," said Jeremy "你總是有一個主意,但不一定總是一個好主意(You always have an idea, but not always a good idea)" said Leo with a slight chuckle "does anyone know what he says seriously?" Said Charles "老種族主義者" "what are you saying it sounds like your using tungs," said Charles which Leo replied with, "I said your a old racists faget". "I'm sorry but what is your idea Jeremy?" Asked Sarah "well if we share an average for that class we can get a passing grade," said Jeremy happily "yo that's a good idea," said Jacob "A average grade!" Sarah said angrily "wo gett any angrier steam will come out" Joked Pete "guys it time to go to class," Said Jenny "wait guys I have a plan," said Jeremy getting out of his chair going to the storage closet that was next to them the room was about the size of the library's study room but much smaller, but they did have a supply locker "well I wonder what amazing plan you have!" Said Pete as Jeremy pulled out two huge cans of laughing gas. "What the hell is this," said Charles "laughing gas" replied Jeremy with an evil laugh "I'm sorry what" replied Jenny "I saw this in my favorite TV show inspector space-time were Inspector uses gass to distract his enemys" said Jeremy
(Don't quote me on that Inspector space-time is a real show but I just used this for a connection to community)
"Dude Inspector space-time is also your favorite show," said Jacob both of them started laughing happily
"Well glad to see your both virgins but how does detective time-space help us," said Charles "Inspector space-time, and we can use this to get us some extra time to study for the test," said Jeremy "your right," said Pete "we can use this to get out of the test" everyone started cheering when senior Shang walked in.
"Oh, you guys are here!" Said chang it looked like he was about to cry "Senior Chang are you ok" asked Jenny "IM FINE!" yelled Chang as he slammed the door behind him and started crying "well he's fine" said Jeremy.Jenny, Sarah, Leo, Jacob, and Charles were in class while Jeremy and Pete were in the Janniters office connecting the tubs to the vents and the gas tanks When Janniter Jerry came in. "What are you doing" Jerry looked at him and back at the tubes "we are trying to-" "no I get it your trying to get out of class" Jerry looked outside for a second and came back in "so what is the gass for," he asked "well it laughing gas" Jerry started to laugh and so did Jeremy Pete didn't know what was going on but he started to laugh until they realized it they were all laughing. They looked down at the tube but no laughing gas was coming out it was just the energy Jerry had that made them laugh "well don't let me stop you by guys" Jerry walked off. Jeremy turned on the gas and all the gas left the tank and went into the History room. They had closed the vent so all the gas went into the history room but then reopened them. They walked past the History Room and everyone for some reason no one was laughing. They opened the door to find out everyone was asleep it took Jeremy a second to realize that he used Knockout gas. "Yeah that's not good yeah, that's my bad"
It was a couple of hours later when everyone was up and were outside to apart of the Guys protest. Everyone was wearing black tape on their mouth and holding candles. Pete walked up to Jenny and pulled off a little bit of the tape. "Hey, how are you" Jenny took off a side of her tape and said "nice plan hu," she said smiling Pete Chuckled at this they both put their tape back on when Pierce Hawthorn started yelling at Jeff Winnger. "You think your cool with your black tape over your mouth, why is everyone wearing black tape over there mouth?" "it's a silent protest, Pierce!" Peice started rattling on about stuff about Jeff. "Why don't get some coffee and hold a waitress hostage why you monologue about sperm," said Jeff Pierce replied with "I'll show you some sperm". Pierce cooked his arm back and aicedltey put his arm in Jennys Canddel
Catching it on fire. Pierce ran around and then jumped into the fountain "you know I think we make a better Study group!" Said Jeremy while joining Pete and Jenny. Everyone else joined them too "yeah I agree, we should call 911 right," said Pete everyone nodded while getting on there phones. Pierce was ok and the study group got all passing grades while Sarah got 100.Leo and is sitting in the study room checking his phone when Charles walks in. "乾草比奇 (hay bich)" Leo looks up from his phone and says "I'm sorry what I don't think I understood that" which Charles replied with "well I guess you don't know Chinese than lo mein" "those are a kind of food," says Leo "yeah right and I'm not ugly".
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