WHAT THE HELL

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A/N: My girlfriend won't call me back:( So instead I'm writing:)

Denki's POV:

This week sucked ass, I had the hardest test that I only barely passed because Bakugo threatened me until I learned enough to pass. Thinking back though, I don't even remember anything from the test, it's a miracle I got the grade I did. I should do something to help him out, return the favor, "Oi! Bakugo, want to hang out today?" I asked him in the halls, "I'd rather die," he grumbled then walked faster, then I spotted Shinso, "I guess I'll just ask him then," Bakugo looked like he was thinking then groaned and looked back at me, "say, do you know anything about...love" he said the last part reluctantly. I giggled, "yeah I guess, or, you could say I know how it feels somehow, and I especially know what it doesn't feel like," I told him. "Get your ass at my dorm in ten minutes, and don't fucking bring anyone," he told me then stomped off. I shrugged then walked down the hall smiling.

Bakugo never lets me come alone unless Kirishimas there, he never really tolerates anyone besides Kiri, I mean he tolerates us but not as much as Kirishima. This is like that one time in Lolirock when Auriana and Talia would help Iris with her love drama even though she didn't tell anyone else(I know for a fucking fact Denki either watched that show for fun or seriously religiously stans it) Oh my god what if I'm Bakugos new Auriana!? This is amazing for me. I walked faster to catch up with him, then happily skipped beside him while he ignored my existence. As soon as we got to his dorm he shut the door and sat down on his bed l, then groaned loudly. "So..." I started, "don't fucking say anything I just need you to tell me what to do," he snapped. I put my hands up defensively then sat down on his floor and looked up at him. "Is it about Kiri?" I asked, "WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT SHUTTING UP!" He growled, I nearly saw my life flash before my eyes then he sighed and relaxed a bit.

"Yeah it's about Shitty hair, I fucking like him and I don't know how to tell him, I know he's gay but he probably doesn't like me," I said, his voice raspy with frustration. "Nah, don't be silly, he totally likes you, it's obvious first of all, even for me, plus Shinso does this cool like evaluation thing as he did it for all the couples before he even knew they were a thing, or that they liked each other, and he said it was extra obvious between you two," I said laughing a little. "WHAT! HE PROBABLY KNOWS I LIKE HIM AND HATES ME NOW! FUCK YOU DUNCE FACE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME!" He yelled making sparks with his palm. "Woah Woah! Chill, you know for a smart guy you're pretty clueless, by 'it's especially obvious between you two' Shin meant that it's obvious you like each other, this is definitely not a one-sided thing" I explained, trying my hardest to sound smart. He scoffed, "you're one to talk dumb ass," then he laid his head against his wall.

"So, you think he likes me, what the fuck do I do about it?" he asked angrily, "I mean, I'm assuming you want to be his boyfriend right?" I asked, he nodded. "Then ask him out, or maybe take him on a 'date'" I said making quotes with my hands, "and make it really romantic, then when the moments right kiss him or something, he'll want to kiss you trust me, he'll send me couple tik toks and talk about how much he wants to do them with you, it's kind of funny actually," I said giggling, he went red then yelled at me angrily. I screamed and hid behind his pillow, then he stopped yelling and slumped back on his bed. "Hey since you helped me out, you should open up about your feelings for Shinso, not to him just yet, but to yourself, and IM NOT SAYING THIS BECAUSE I LIKE YOU IM JUST FUCKING SICK OF WATCHING YOU BE SO OBLIVIOUS ABOUT IT!" I blushed like crazy, "whaaa- no! It isn't like that! I'm not gay!" I told him profusely. "Tch, my gaydar is amazing, and you're about as straight as your grades dunce face," he said laughing, I frowned, "okay, fine, I'm gay, but...Shinso...uhh...I don't-" I stopped myself and went red, holy shit maybe I did like him. "See your ass can't even deny it," he laughed sinisterly, so I stuck my tongue out at him.

"Hey don't be a little sensitive bitch about this, but you need to man the fuck up and figure this shit out, it's important, and god knows your not focusing on your grades, so stop avoiding it and covering it up with a fucking horrid sleep schedule and obsession for Minecraft and other weird-ass nerdy shit like that," He said groaning, "what- ah fuck you," I said, my mind was racing now. "Say 'fuck you' to me one more time and I'll blast your face off. Also, you know I'm fucking right, or you wouldn't be that red dumb ass," He laughed then turned on his side. "Now get the fuck out of my room I have shit to do," I stood up and smiled at him, "uh- thanks Bakugo," I started, "ugh don't be a fucking weirdo, it was just advice and I owed you," I nodded then waved and left. As soon as I walked out into the hall I ran right into Kirishima and Shinso and fell right on top of Shin.

I straddled him, our laps touching, and our chests pressed together while our faces stood inches away from each other. Then I felt something, something hard as a small grunt left Shinso's mouth. My whole body went stiff and my face was as red as a tomato, I scrambled off of him, "s-sorry!" I said a little too loudly. Shinso was also red and looked like he wanted to leave immediately. He muttered something then tried to walk off, "hey Shinso I thought we were going to go play video games with Sero! Don't leave," Kirishima begged, "oh and Denki what were you doing in Bakugo's room?" Kiri asked, I panicked, "o-oh, he just wanted to hang out, we talked a little, nothing exciting..." Kirishima nodded hesitantly. My eyes shifted over to Shinso's and we made really awkward eye contact before I panicked a little and looked away while blushing. "Are you okay? Did I miss something?" Kirishima asked noticing both of us, "n-no it's fine...you know I think I left something in Bakugo's dorm. You two go to Sero's and I'll tag along in a few minutes if that's chill," I told them, "sounds good, see ya man," Kirishima walked off and Shinso followed him.

I hurried back into Bakugo's door slamming the door and running over to him with a panicked expression plastered against my face. He was now seated at his desk with his legs crossed and placed on the surface of the desk, and his computer and school work in front of him, he looked up at me angrily. "WHAT THE HELL DUNCE FACE!" He yelled, tossing his pen at me. It hit my head, "ow!" I said, then picked his pen up and put it back on his desk, he groaned loudly, "what the fuck do you want now?" He asked, I laughed nervously before completely unloading. 

"SoyouknowhowyouweretalkingabouthowIlikeShinsowellIjustranintohiminthehallsandIfellontopofhimandIdefinetlyfeltabonerwhatdoIdo!?!" I yelled out, "Woah, slow the fuck down, you ran into eye bags in the hall, fell on the dude, and made him hard?" he asked, I nodded. Bakugo scoffed and took his legs off the desk and turned to face me. "Well that's fucking awkward, what do you expect me to do? Sounds like the cats out of the bag, he's definitely either a horny gay bitch, or has feelings for you, either one you'll wind up getting dick so I don't see how you could possibly see a negative in this situation."

I groaned and sat on his bed, "yeah but what the fuck! What do I say? What do I do? I thought he hated me and what if I ruin the friendship but I definitely think I really like him!?" I was seriously in distress here. "Just do what you told me to do idiot, confess and it'll all be fucking fine, you remember when All Might told that one girl from class C-3 to just go for it when she liked someone because, in the end, it's better being honest and yourself or some corny bull shit, well just fucking do that or something," he groaned sounding annoyed and turned back to his work. "O-okay, will you help me?" I asked, "absolutely fucking not, ask me again and you'll be paying Luci(lucifer, satan, daddy, you know) a visit," I laughed nervously, "okay then jeez," I said. "Now get the fuck out!" Bakugo yelled, I waved then left his room and walked halfway to my dorm, then remembered I told Kiri and Shinso I'd meet them at Sero's. Maybe Mina will be there and I'll be able to tell her about all this.

A/N: That was a fun chapter to write I guess:/

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