B.E Smut/Imagines/Preferences

interviews, interviews, interviews

a/n: in this youre also a singer which is why you're the one doing the interview and you're currently on tour while billies at home working on her next album.

i"everybody welcome y/n l/n!!"
you wave at the camera and say hello to the interviewer.
-tiny time skip brought to you by decimals-
the interview so far has been normal just all the regular boring questions i get asked: "so, y/n you have a girlfriend billie right" you smile and nod yes because you love talking about her. "oh what's it like dating her? isn't she just a spoiled, rich, white girl" she asked. you jerk your neck back in surprise and reply "spoiled? rich? white girl? the only parts you got right what the rich and white girl part, but who are you to talk bad about her and what makes you feel comfortable that you can say that to me? i'm crazy as shit and i've already had a bad day. don't be the reason i pop off. ok? ok." i warn.

  "i'm just saying you could've done a lot better" she rolled her eyes. "look now you're bat shit crazy if you think there is anybody in this world better than billie eilish pirate baird occonell. if you're jealous of her and wish you were in her spot just say that i mean no need to go saying shit like that- yk what i ain't got time for this. when you're a 5 time grammy winner carrying the entire music industry on their back i'll THINK about talking you. buh-bye have a nice day- or don't i couldn't care less what happens to you"
and with that you smile bitchily at her and walk out of the room, your team following behind you. you get on the tour bus and facetime daniel your best friend. he answers immediately

"omg bitch i saw the interview, it was live" he expressed with a surprised tone. "you did? noooooo now the internet is gonna think i'm a bitch" i fake cried. "no they're not you stood up for your girlfriend that's all that matters- speaking of girlfriend we were on the phone watching the interview together because that's what we always do and chile her rich white girl jaw was on the FLOOOR" you both erupt into laughter at what he said.

"you should call her" he suggested.  "yea i'll call you late daniel tiger byeeee" i wave. "bit-" you cut him off by hanging up causing you to giggle. you call you girlfriend and she answers on the second ring
"hey bubs" she says happily. "hey babyyyy how are you" i asked. "shocked" she scoffed. "that really pissed me off and it makes me even more upset to know that's what she was tryna do" i groaned. "it's ok baby you told her ass omg i haven't seen you that mad since xowie ate the last bagel" she chuckled.

  "babe you know how much i love you right? like i love you a lot and wish i was there with you instead of in a country i don't even know the name of" i huffed. "i know y/n and i love you toooo so so much and i miss you" she says pouting at the last part. "i miss you too baby" i smiled. "y/n you have sound check in 10 minutes" your manager says. you sigh and mumble a ok "baby i have to go to sound check" you say and fake cry at the end. billie just laughs.
"dude you just laughed at me fake crying i-"
"oh hush and go do sound check. i love you"
"i love you toooooo"

EL FINAL bitch we bilingual 😌 anyways i love you and take care of yourself