a/n: this is a draft and i also had a dream about that a while ago so here :) basically you're at home to help family and you drove hours and hours to surprise billie before valentine's day . oh and your best friend Xowie is coming with you.
"y/n are you sure you have EVERYTHING, you're very forgetful"
"yes zo i remember" (zo is her nickname bc her real name is pronounced zow- wee)
"ok. can we stop by the gas station so i can get some extra snacks?"
"sure fat ass get in"
"you call me fat ass but i have no ass"
you pause at what xowie just said before making eye contact with her then bursting out laughing.
"why would you say that?"
"i don't even knowwwwww"
"let's hurry up and go"
"yea"
i cut on bluetooth and give zo the aux cord. and we start driving to the store. zo puts on one of my favorite songs and looks at me."i'm not your friend
or anything damn
you think that you're the man
i think therefore i am"the song plays. you and xowie scream the lyrics to the song. xowie secretly recorded you singing and posted it on her insta story. bil sees and texts you.
i realize i haven't talked to her ALL day. i feel kinda bad because we always talk in the morning. oh well it's for a surprise it's worth it i guess. the song finishes right as we pull up.
me and zo get out and she gets hot cheetos, mountain dew and a hershey bar. i get takis, snapple peach tea and starbursts.
"hey zo get some gum"
"what flavor"
"idk bitch pick"
"well you want it"
i giggle before saying
"chile get mint"
"fine"
she got the gum and we paid for everything. the cashier recognized us so we took a pic with her and chat for a few minutes and she was real chill.
we leave the store and get in my mercedes(das your car... well it's my dream car ANYWAYS)
i call billie because i wanna hear her voice
"zo can you call bil and put it on bluetooth for me"
"yea sure"
the call rings 3 times before she picks up
(bil bold, you italic) xowie underline
"hey baby
hey ma wyd?
feeding shark that mf hungry
stop being mean to my baby
uhm.. chile anyways so are you still in the car? damn
yea me and xowie just got out the store
mhm
hey billie
hey xowie how are you
i'm good bil i just wanna go homeeeee
yea i know corona is a booty hole
we all burst into laughter at "bootyhole"
why would you say that
i don't know but it was funny
girl das a booty hole
stoooop omg y'all cannot be together
if we funny just say that
anyways b i'll call you later i love you
oh ok, i love you too
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