This is gonna get controversial so I want you to do me this favor: shut the fuck up and read the idea below!
The Fiend vs Goldberg at Saudi Arabia's Super Showdown in the year of our Lord 2020 was a fucking dumpster fire, but instead of having a 5 minute squash match this year, why not bring the Firefly FunHouse Match back?
It worked with John Cena, why not use the same format with Steve-Austin-With-The-Muscle-Ratio-Screwjob?
That could make it 1000 times better than Bill Oldberg using his backstage influence like what happened almost 10 months ago, and that could make us forget about what happened then.
It could use the pictures from Bill's WCW days, from his run in 2002 to 2003 and 2016 to now. That can work to have Goldberg finally retire and have him not wrestle anymore because we're getting tired of him making botch after botch after botch after botch after botch! I mean he almost killed Your Older Sister's Creepy Boyfriend (The Undertaker) for fuck's sake!
If the Firefly FunHouse Match can't make everything better, I don't know what to say or do.
Please bring it back WWE. That segment was genius.
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