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Yo Mamma's so fat

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.