Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
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HumorYo Mamma's so fat, when she died, she was buried right in the spot she was. she couldn't be carried.
