Yo Mamma Funny Hot jokes

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1. Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

2. Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.

3. Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

4. Yo mama’s bag is so cluttered it’s like the inside of a Dollar Store in there.

5. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

6. Yo mama so American, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

8. Yo mama so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

9. Yo mama so American, she sued McDonald’s for selling French fries.

10. Yo mama so klutzy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

11. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

12. Yo mama so dumb, she plays pool in her bathing suit.

13. Yo mama so dirty, she hasn't brushed in 20 years.

14. Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

15. Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.