This Song is Ending, But the Story Never Ends

Unicorn And The Wasp

Up in space in the tardis Andrew was looking at the stuff he got when he landed to earth and he wanted to know more. So he opend it to see a picture of his family so he looked closer to see no sister that's was strange if she was a part of his family why was she not here when he heard a voice "I will return and I want revenge hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha" "andrew where next you ok " Donna said as she walked to him as she wonder if he OK. He looked around and frowned" um yes I'm fine how about the past "" sound good to me you sure you ok "she said as Andrew steeped to the tardis leaver" yeah I just miss Charlotte you know I just keep hearing a voice in my head I don't know who it is "" I'm sure it all become clear soon. And i meet Charlotte only once and she Seam nice I miss her to " she said placing a hand in his shoulder as he smiled at her and pulled the leaver and the tardis landed near some tress"Oh, smell that air. Grass and lemonade. And a little bit of mint. A hint of mint. Must be the nineteen twenties.""You can tell what year it is just by smelling" Donna said looking round " Oh, yeah""Or maybe that big vintage car coming up the drive gave it away" Donna said as they see a car pull up go a nice big house "The Professor's baggage, Richard. Step lively."" Good afternoon, Professor Peach."greeves said as peach said coming out of his car " Hello, Greeves, old man.""Ah, Reverend" peach said as reverand came on his bicycle "Professor Peach. Beautiful day. The Lord's in his heaven, all's right with the world" "Reverend Golightly. Lady Eddison requests you make yourselves comfortable in your rooms. Cocktails will be served on the lawn from half past four." greaves said as he told them about what's going yo happened "You go on up. I need check something in the library" "Oh" reverand said smiling " Alone"" It's supposed to be a party. All this work will be the death of you." he said as they walk in "Never mind Planet Zog. A party in the nineteen twenties, that's more like it.""The trouble is, we haven't been invited. Oh, I forgot. Yes, we have" Andrew said smiling as they get ready"I was right. Kept secret all these years. It's unbelievable. But why didn't they ask? Heavens! Oh, it's you. I was just doing a little research. I say, what are you doing with that lead piping? But that's impossible. Oh, no" and peach gets hit by a lead piping and it goes into the theam tune. 

The tardis fly through the vortex and it introduces the cast of the show. And the title and then we arrive back near the house. Andrew knocks on the tardis door "We'll be late for cocktails""What do you think? Flapper or slapper" she said coming out the tardis "Flapper. You look lovely." "Look sharp. We have guests" said  chandrakarla as Andrew and Donna walked in "Good afternoon" "Drinks, sir? Ma'am" said davenport as he asks about drinks "Sidecar, please""And a lime and soda, thank you." Andrew said smiling " May I announce Lady Clemency eddison" "Lady Eddison."Andrew said grining " Forgive me, but who exactly might you be, and what are you doing here" "I'm the Doctor. And this is Miss Donna Noble, of the Chiswick Nobles." Andrew said smiling "Good afternoon, my lady. Topping day, what? Spiffing. Top hole.""No, no, no, no, no. No, don't do that. Don't.We were thrilled to receive your invitation, my lady. We met at the Ambassador's reception" he said showing her the invitation "Doctor, how could I forget you? But one must be sure with the Unicorn on the loose"" A unicorn? Brilliant. Where" he said really wanting to see a unicorn "The Unicorn. The jewel thief? Nobody knows who he is. He's just struck again. Snatched Lady Babbington's pearls right from under her nose.""Funny place to wear pearls." donna said drinking something "May I announce Colonel Hugh Curbishley, the Honourable Roger Curbishley."""My husband, and my son" she said introduces her husband and son "Forgive me for not rising. Never been the same ever since that flu epidemic back in eighteen.""My word, you are a super lady" Roger said smiling "Oh, I like the cut of your jib. Chin, chin" "Hello. I'm the Doctor" Andrew said shaking his hand "How do you do?" "Very well." Andrew said smiling "Your usual, sir" "Ah. Thank you, Davenport. Just how I like it" Roger said smiling at him "How come she's an Eddison, but her husband and son are Curbishleys?" "The Eddison title descends through her. One day Roger will be a lord." Andrew explained" Robina Redmond."" She's the absolute hit of the social scene. A must. Miss Redmond" lady eddison said smiling "Spiffing to meet you at last, my lady. What super fun.""Reverend Arnold Golightly." greaves said as the reverand came in "Ah, Reverend. How are you? I heard about the church last Thursday night. Those ruffians breaking in." "You apprehended them, I hear" eddison husband said "As the Christian Fathers taught me, we must forgive them their trespasses. Quite literally"" Some of these young boys deserve a descent thrashing" Roger said looking at his lover "Couldn't agree more, sir."" Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus." donna said smiling " Or Time Lords""Now, my lady. What about this special guest you promised us" Roger said wonder who it is"Here she is. A lady who needs no introduction""No, no, please, don't. Thank you, Lady Eddison. Honestly, there's no need.  Agatha Christie." Agatha said shaking Donna hand "What about her" "That's me" she smiled as they looked shocked "No. You're kidding.""Agatha Christie. I was just talking about you the other day. I said, I bet she's brilliant. I'm the Doctor. This is Donna. Oh, I love your stuff. What a mind. You fool me every time. Well, almost every time. Well, once or twice. Well, once. But it was a good once" Andrew smiled as he always wanted to meet her "You make a rather unusual couple.""Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not married" Andrew said frowning "We're not a couple.""Well, obviously not. No wedding ring" she said as they look at their hands " Oh. Oh, you don't miss a trick"" I'd stay that way if I were you. The thrill is in the chase, never in the capture." she said smiling " Mrs Christie, I'm so glad you could come. I'm one of your greatest followers. I've read all six of your books. Er, is, er, Mister Christie not joining us" "Is he needed? Can't a woman make her own way in the world" Agatha said frowning "Don't give my wife ideas"" Now Mrs Christie, I have a question. Why a Belgian detective" Roger asked her "Excuse me, Colonel"" Belgians make such lovely buns" Agatha said as Andrew got a paper "I say, where on Earth's Professor Peach? He'd love to meet Mrs Christie""Said he was going to the library." reverand said as he knew where he was "Miss Chandrakala, would you go and collect the Professor" "At once, Milady" she said as she walked off "The date on this newspaper.""What about it?" Donna asked "It's the day Agatha Christie disappeared." "Professor Peach?  Professor" she opens the door and looked shocked "She'd just discovered her husband was having an affair""You'd never think to look at her, smiling away." donna said looking at her " Well, she's British and moneyed. That's what they do. They carry on. Except for this one time. No one knows exactly what happened. She just vanished. Her car will be found tomorrow morning by the side of a lake. Ten days later, Agatha Christie turns up in a hotel in Harrogate. Said she'd lost her memory. She never spoke about the disappearance till the day she died, but whatever it was""It's about to happen."donna said as he nods "Right here, right now" "Professor! The library! Murder! Murder" they hear a scream and they ran to the room and saw peach dead "Oh, my goodness"" Bashed on the head. Blunt instrument. Watch broke as he fell. Time of death was quarter past four." Andrew said looking at the watch "A bit of pipe. Call me Hercules Poirot, but I reckon that's blunt enough"" Nothing worth killing for in that lot. Dry as dust" Andrew looked through some note"Hold on. The Body In The Library? I mean, Professor Peach, in the library, with the lead piping"" Let me see." lady eddison said as they push through "Out of my way."" Gerald" she gasped " Saints preserve us""Oh how awful" robina said as she looked at it " Someone should call the police""You don't have to. Chief Inspector Smith from Scotland Yard, known as the Doctor. Miss Noble is the plucky young girl who helps me out" he said showing them the physic paper "I say""Mrs Christie was right. Go into the sitting room. I will question each of you in turn" he said as they start to go out "Come along. Do as the Doctor says. Leave the room undisturbed" "The plucky young girl who helps me out" Donna said frowning "No policewomen in 1926" "I'll pluck you in a minute. Why don't we phone the real police?" Donna wonder why they don't call for help "Well the last thing we want is PC Plod sticking his nose in, especially now I've found this. Morphic residue" "Morphic? Doesn't sound very 1926" she said looking at it " It's left behind when certain species genetically re-encode""The murderer's an alien" Donna wonder if they a alien "Which means one of that lot is an alien in human form.""Yeah, but think about it. There's a murder, a mystery, and Agatha Christie." she said as he frowned" So? Happens to me all the time""No, but isn't that a bit weird? Agatha Christie didn't walk around surrounded by murders. Not really. I mean, that's like meeting Charles Dickens and he's surrounded by ghosts at Christmas" she said as Andrew remembered the time he meet Charles dickens with the gelth "Well"" Oh, come on! It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy. Could we? Noddy's not real. Is he? Tell me there's no Noddy." she said wondering if it's real " There's no Noddy" Next thing you know, you'll be telling me it's like Murder On The Orient Express, and they all did it" Donna said as they walk along the corridor " Murder on the Orient Express" "Ooo, yeah. One of your best. " donna smiled as Andrew frowned," But not yet""Marvellous idea, though" she liked the idea,"Yeah. Tell you what. Copyright Donna Noble, okay"" Anyway. Agatha and I will question the suspects. Donna, you search the bedrooms. Look for clues. Any more residue.You'll need this." he past her a magnifying glass "Is that for real?" "Go on. You're ever so plucky  Right then. Solving a murder mystery with Agatha Christie. Brilliant" he smiled as Donna goes up the stairs " How like a man to have fun while there's disaster all around him."" Sorry. Yeah." he said frowning "I'll work with you, gladly, but for the sake of justice, not your own amusement." "Yeah. Now then, Reverend. Where were you at a quarter past four" Andrew wonder where he was.