So my teeth irl look sort of like vampire teeth because the two that are sharper sort of look like fangs if that makes sense and so I started this joke in my DR at hogwarts that I'm secretly a vampire. Well one time Draco and I were hooking up and I didn't think he believed me until he was all like "don't worry, your secrets safe with me" so I'm like holy shitt he actually believes it this is the perfect opportunity to fork with his mind. So as we are doing the deed he asked if I could "turn him" and so I got all serious and gave him this long speech about how he'd have to sacrifice a lot and how sad and lonely it is and all that bs. And so he takes a while and thinks about it and then was like "I'm prepared to make some sacrifices" and gets all macho man and that shitt. And at this point in trying hard not to laugh and blow my cover. But once I accidentally did laugh but pulled it off as a moan so we all good. Anyways I'm like straddling his thighs, getting closer to his neck and then I'm like. "Ok, are you ready? Like you've completely thought this through? This is what you want right?" And he does the nod thing where he nods and squeezes his eyes shut with the pouty lip. And so then I bite his neck. And told him he shouldn't feel it and that he'd get his powers sometime in the next week. This kid believed every fuckking word- he ate that shit up💀. He got so excited I nearly peed myself trying not to laugh. So we finish and all that and the next day I kid you not he goes zooming down the halls to "test his super speed" also I told Blaise about the whole thing and he kept it a secret and then it became this huge inside joke between us because after a week we forgot about the whole thing and never told Draco he isn't actually a vampire. And how we noticed we forgot was Draco came up to me and was like "Fock. You idiot, I must be immune. Should have known it was too good to be true." And Blaise is just sitting there laughing his head off.
