Tom gets jealous so easily. And when I say that I mean it. So one day I had been gone a lot and finally got home. Tom was laying on my bed, writing in his diary or whateva and after I opened the door my cat meowed and came up to me which was the cutest shit ever. And so I call my cat baby sometimes because he's adorable like a little baby. He's my furry child. Anyways I'm like "hi babyyy" and go to pickup my cat and snuggle him and Tom thought I was talking to him and was like "hello darling, happy to see me?" (Insert seggsy smirk) and I'm just sitting there like 👁👄👁
I meant the cat.... but I guess that works too.
And ever since then he hates my cat
