My friend and I were walking out of English nd she found a deflated balloon on my backpack that had a chubby salamander drawn on it and she just violently yanked it off to which I turned around and yelled "yoU RIPPED OFF MY FAT SALAMANDER"
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That salamander had been on my backpack for like 2$55421 weeks and a lot of people began questioning my life decisions around that time
~Duckster