Okay when I was like 6 i really loved chocolate so my friend and I set up a wedding ceremony it had a little crown n stuff. I then got married to chocolate. But after that I was eating a strawberry and when I took a bite my tooth came out so then I wanted to marry a strawberry. Don't even get me started with the carrot.
Guys Im not kidding, i cheated on my chocolate husband with my strawberry and carrot husbands.
I was a special kind of child
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Don't even ask...
~Duckster
