Sanemi: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE FUCKING DID IT
Kanae: Hooray!
Kanao: Does this mean we owe Muichiro $20?
Sanemi: Oh fuck I forgot
Uzui: Tokito, I'll pay you later
Kanao: Does anybody know where Shinobu is? I want to tell her about what just happened
Muichiro: You should go look
Kanao: Ok. Tanjiro can you come with me?
Tanjiro: Sure!
Muichiro: So everybody's getting together tonight or what?
Zenitsu: If that's happening can I get together with Nezu-
Muichiro: Nope, know your place
Nezuko: It's fine Muichiro.
Uzui: Tokito was right. Everybody is getting together tonight
Muichiro: Shut it, you unflamboyant bastard
Mitsuri: Iguro likes me?! Why didn't anybody tell me?!
Kanao: It was pretty obvious. We thought you knew
Rengoku: NO MATTER! ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT IGURO FINALLY TOLD KANROJI HE LIKES HER. NOW THEY CAN BE A COUPLE
Mitsuri: I'll ask him tomorrow
Nezuko: Why not today?
Mitsuri: Well-
Kanao: He's knocked out. He drank like 1 cup of wine and became drunk. Kanae said that he has a minor concussion but he'll be fine
Muichiro: Doesn't sound fine
Uzui: He'll be fine. It's just so unflamboyant that he got drunk after one little cup of wine
Mitsuri: He's not bad! He just has a low alcohol tolerance
Kanae: Do you like him Mitsuri?
Mitsuri: I do like him!
Muichiro: Problem solved
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Girl Chat Group
Mitsuri: I've decided! I'm going to tell Iguro that I like him tomorrow!
Kanao: Why didn't you just say that on the other chat group?
Shinobu: She probably wants to stay away from the drama
Nezuko: Shinobu! Are you done making out with Giyu?
Shinobu: .......
Aoi: We know you like him Shinobu. And we're also sure that he likes you too
Shinobu: Ara don't talk about such things right now
Kanae: It's true!
Shinobu: Ok so I don't hate him. What of it?
Mitsuri: You should confess! I'm going to tomorrow!
Shinobu: Maybe..... Kanao, how about you? What are you going to do about Tanjiro?
Kanao: Well I'm still thinking about it(●'◡'●)
Aoi: Nezuko how about you? What are you going to do about Tokito?
Nezuko: Eh?! How did you know?
Mitsuri: It's obvious!
Kanae: It's really obvious!
Kanao: And it's obvious that he likes you too
Nezuko: I do like him......but I'm not sure if he likes me back.
Aoi: Have you seen the way he acts around you? Even when Tanjiro isn't there, he still treats you better than the rest of us
Shinobu: Ara Aoi! Don't pressure Nezuko. She'll tell him when she wants to
Nezuko: ^_^
Mitsuri: Kanae, you like Sanemi right?
Kanae: Yeah I do! What gave it away?
Mitsuri: Everything! And Aoi, you like Inosuke right?
Aoi: N-No! Why would I!
Nezuko: It's alright Aoi, you can tell us!
Kanae: We'll keep your secret until the time comes!
Aoi: ......I like him. A little bit
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Boy Chat Group
Uzui: So Tomioka, how was your make-out session with Kocho? Was it flamboyant?
Sanemi: Stop saying flamboyant so many fucking times or I will kill you
Muichiro: So.......when are you going to confess to Kocho?
Giyu:?
Uzui: Please, it's so obvious that you like her
Sanemi: An idiot would be able to tell
Tanjiro: It is obvious Giyu
Rengoku: UMU. YES IT IS
Giyu: It is?
Tanjiro: Yeah
Uzui: Just confess and get it over with.
Giyu: Ok
Giyu went offline
Muichiro: That was quick
Sanemi: Shut up bitch
Muichiro: What the fuck did I do now?
Sanemi: Annoying bitch
Rengoku: LET'S CALM DOWN
Muichiro: Listen to Rengoku
Sanemi: No
Uzui: I'm telling Kanae
Sanemi: HOLD THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE NOT SAYING ANYTHING
Uzui: Seems like someone has a flamboyant crush on Kanae
Muichiro: I knew it
Genya: Nemi, you should tell her
Sanemi: You are all assholes
Uzui: That's what we strive to be
Muichiro: Tell her
Sanemi: I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH YOU GUYS.
Uzui:....Anyway. Muichiro let's talk about your flamboyant crush on a certain Kamado
Muichiro: I'm not gay
Rengoku: I THINK HE MEANS NEZUKO
Uzui: Exactly
Muichiro: ...
Giyu: You should kick out Inosuke, Tanjiro, and Zenitsu
Uzui: Right
Uzui has kicked out Tanjiro, Inosuke, and Zenitsu
Genya: Spill
Muichiro: ...I don't want to
Rengoku: DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HER FOR YOU?
Muichiro: No. I'll figure it out myself
Uzui: So you do have a crush on her!
Muichiro: I don't know how you got three women to marry you
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