Technomaid

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Narrator POV (woo!)

"Heh? Heh?! HEH?!"

The voices went crazy and screamed profanities, curses, hex, and blood!

It's too early for this shit!

The British spitspackled boy burst out laughing as he hide behind the father of three adopted children. The pig hybrid was holding a diamond sword, ready to murder the youngest of the three. Such a huge reaction to losing to a bet but who wouldn't dare murder an orphan? :)

"Techno, Techno, Techno, calm down." Phil, or dadza, the father, the dad, give some mercy to this man- holds the oldest child's shoulders while the second oldest just watch the show go on with a box of popcorn in his hand. Who knows where he got that popcorn. It never existed in the Minecraft box.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey! A bet is a bet! You back out, you know what happens. It's only for a month Techno! Better than three years yeah?" Tommy, the youngest child that the people somewhere in the universe want to yeet to a certain green blob just to give peace for the bacon. We should have yeeted him to the green blob.

"Fine fine fine! I could just kill you right now..." But he has a soft spot. Techno groans and sits back down on Phil's bed of defeat.

Yes they are in Phil's room, playing monopoly. Suspicious a child won the game... Yeah definitely suspicious but they do not hear me, the narrator, so they better sit their asses down as Tommy went to get the dress in his room. Very suspicious.

Phil sighs as he has to write a letter to the SMP Kingdom to visit and deliver the maid. We all know where the hell this is going. "I hate this." Techno continues to mumble complains and plan a murder in his head along with the voices yelling "L" and a few "blood for the blood god!"

Now really, the author has no idea what to write so I am going to try and explain about Techno's life. Techno has never left his empire ever since he was a child, he doesn't like to visit other neighbouring kingdoms and would rather fight anyone who dares to challenge him in the arena. No one left the arena unharmed and some were given a near death experience.

The title "Blood God" was given to him when he fought in war, killing half of the SMP army at age 16. With a pickaxe. The man was peacefully mining resources and his tunnel just happened to be in the middle of the war. Boy was he hella pissed when someone went for his head but cut his hair short and almost cut his pig ear off. It took him years for that to grow longer man! What the fuck?!

Yeah that was the time the Antarctic Army paused and watch their Prince murder a hundred soldiers. They even brought popcorns.

5 years later, Techno's brown hair slowly turned pink after that war and now it is a nice smooth, silky, shiny strawberry pink. It even grew longer for Wilbur to braid it with ease. It was a little weird at first since the pink was mostly for girls but he said "fuck gender stereotypes" and so pink was normalized with men. (-Says the hybrid with pink ears.)

So... The other kingdoms don't know what Techno really looks like because the last time they saw him was the little rebel with brown hair when they visited their empire.

Okay back to the story, Tommy just got back in the room. How long did it take you to get the dress, blood sake Tommy. "You want me to wear that hideous thing?!"

"It's not hideous! It's their normal uniform! For women!"

"Do I look like a woman to you?!"

"You have rapunzel's hair covered with strawberry silk but silkier and shiner than a polished boot or Carl's shiny diamond armor for God's sake, Big T. Just wear this and see if it fits! We're leaving in a few hours!"