Technomaid

6

Im here.

And im just here... Alive. I think.

Have my art.

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Techno ruffles Tommy's hair and takes his baked potato from Tommy's hand. "Hey! What the fuck man?" Tommy pouts and takes another baked potato from Philza's bucket of baked potatoes. Well, Wilbur brought it as a gift and he even told Techno he has taken care of the potato farm well. With the help of Phil of course. Tommy doesn't like to do so.

"I don't even know why you still keep that farm even after you won against Squid." Techno shrugs, talking out something smart. Wilbur giggles and pats his head. Techno sighs in annoyance, still not used to not having a voice. It's a fucking problem for an English Major.

"You're wondering why we're here right?"

Techno nods.

Tommy sighs. "Just get it over with!"

"Tommy. Shut up." Phil snaps at him.

Wilbur quietly whispers it to Techno and slightly nods at him. Techno looks at Wilbur then at Phil who gave him an apologetic smile. Techno gave Tommy an "are you guys serious?" look. The child groans and speaks. "Yes, Techno. We're serious. Yes we know you're gonna be so mad about not knowing shit or not getting your permission, consent, whatever, that's why we're here to get your answers. If you say no, uhhh..."

"We will find ways and explain it to them." Wilbur said.

"Can't believe it's the same day too." Phil sighs.

Techno sighs and looks around the coliseum. He finds Dream and George back at their place, happily talking about whatever. He shrugs and writes on his notebook. "I'll think about it. I'll send a letter a fe days early." Phil nods at his response. "Alright. Okay."

"Look at that pissbaby dude. Flirting with his blind man in the open."

Wilbur looks at Techno when he makes an action like he's choking on his own spit and his shoulders shaking but in a good way. He was laughing. Wilbur giggles.

"Last potato!"

Techno smacks Tommy away and holds Wilbur's arm, pulling him away from Phil and takes the potato. "Mine!" He quickly eats it. "Gaddamit Techno! I was still hungry!"

"You cheater!"

Phil lightly laughs. Bringing back memories when they were little. Techno gently smiles and gives the 3/4 of the potato to Wilbur. Wilbur takes a few bites before it became a half and gives the other half to Tommy. Tommy chuckles and eats bits of it before giving the last to Philza. Phil takes the potato and eats it. "Brings back memories aye?"

"Yep!"

"That was when Tommy was so fucking hungry, he literally ate all Techno's potatoes."

"I was HUNGRY! That doesn't even connect to this moment right now!"

Wilbur tightly hugs Techno and kisses his forehead. Techno's face turn to confusion and disgust and a quiet "ew." Tommy laughs out loud at Techno's reaction and pats Wilbur's shoulder... A bit too hard. So it's more like a smack. "Ow."

"It's near."

Techno nods and picks up his sword from their seat. "Beat their ass Techno!" Tommy cheers with a big and supportive grin on his face. "Also call for our help and we'll jump in the fucking arena and kick their stupid asses!"

"Nerds."

"I CAN HEAR YOU SAYING NERDS AND I DON'T KNOW HOW!"

"Because we grew up all together hearing him calling us Nerds all the time Tommy! You dumb child."