Technomaid

13

Author: I'm talking to myself.

Narrator: what the fck am I?

Author: a narrator. Anyway this was supposed to be published 5hours ago.

Ya can really tell I'm rushing this fic now like a dumbass. I loathe me.

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Technoblade snuck out the ceremony because nobody really wants to read a long ass boring entrance of Mr. Dream about to be crowned King and the author is too fucking lazy to write that kind of shit but you can bet Sapnap and Techno were throwing glances at each other and blushing when they both get caught staring at the other.

—to pack up his stuff in his room and read his book after, while Ranboo lays on the bed, that he's probably going to miss, and staring at the ceiling thinking about what it's going be like in his mom's home. Will it be cozy and warm? Or will it be as half grand as the room he is living in right now? Or is it gonna be one of those scary rooms Bad has talked about what the kingdom used to be like in the past.

It felt like hours has passed before they both hear a knock on the door. Without waiting for an answer, the doorknob turns and a blond Prince looks at them. "Hey Miche— AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" Ranboo jolts like a cat and runs to Techno's arms, softly whimpering and burying his face on Techno's stomach. Technoblade glares at his brother for startling his child and his teeth grits, as if growling at him like a wolf.

"Is that the kid Wilbur has talked about?!" Techno nods.

"What the fuck..."

Techno rolls his eyes, making motion of sarcastic gestures with his hand and mocking his expressions. "Ey! Shut up. Come on, Ceremony is over. Dad and Wilbur are waiting in the private room." Technoblade nods and picks up his bag, Ranboo picking up his own small bag and holds on Techno's hand. Tommy leads the way, bombing Techno with how much the castle seemed to be very empty and quiet without him no matter how socially loud he and Wilbur can be. It makes the castle felt like a strange place.

Ranboo listened to Tommy and he heard his mother's soundless voice explain to him who Tommy is. Tommy is his brother and that they live in the palace, that's the only information he got, it was never mentioned Techno is a Prince to him. Which never got into his enderman brain, he just thought "okay. They are brothers, they live in the palace. Pog!"

"So what's his name?"

"Ranboo." Answered Ranboo with a proud smile. Techno gives him a small praise and a ruffle of his hair. "Yeah, whatever." Ranboo frowns and just sticks his tongue out at the blond when he turned around. Techno chuckles and shakes his head, fist bumping with his adopted son.

They arrived in the private room and Techno quickly noticed Sapnap holding Floof in his arms, trying to get away from Wilbur. "Ey mate!" Philza greeted and Wilbur pulls his brother to a tight hug. "Oh dear brother! How I missed you!" Techno raises an eyebrow at him and blows raspberry.

"Aww Ranboo! My little nephew! You grew so much!" Wilbur bends down just a slight bit and ruffles the boy's hair. Ranboo recognizes the voice of Wilbur and remembers him from when he picked him up from the woods. "Uncle Wilbur?"

Wilbur almost melted at the cute voice calling him uncle and he had to restrain himself from squeezing the lanky enderman or else he might break a bone, and he's gonna die from his own brother's hands. Cue dsmp!Phil.

"So this is the kid Will's been talking about huh?" Phil gives Ranboo a gentle smile and pats him. "Hey mate. My name is Philza, but you can call me Phil." Ranboo smiles and nods, whispering his name and giggling after.