Text

2. He's back...and random as ever

That's right people.

I'm back.

;)

Im sure you missed me

Who wouldn't?

I'm pretty amazing

The best entertainment

I should win an Oscar for Best Text

Seriously

This should be a thing

How exactly does one win an Oscar?

Am I supposed to do something

Or nah?

Like do I have to sign papers?

That would be a problem

As I said before, I don't really have arms

Or hands.

Or....anything?

You know what

I think it's best we not question my exsistance

Too much thinking for my knowledge sponge

Where ever that may be

Anyways

Would you vote for me?

I mean

We are friends now

Right Ted?

Do u got me bruh?

Are you mah homie?

Brosky?

Groupie?

Abroham Lincoln?

...

What?

Too far?

Okay okay fine

We should start as friends before bros

I think that's how that works

Quite confusing, actually

The whole "social relationship" dilemma

See this is why I try to stay off social networking crap

Too much dramah

I cant even

Uhg

Just

No

Well now im just rambling

Whatever

Im tired

Snork

SNORE I MEANT SNORE OMG

WHAT EVEN IS A SNORK

A SNAIL AND A FORK???

IS THOS A THING

CUZ IF IT IS

I HAVE YET TO HEAR ABOUT IT

WAIT