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Hello again, little human

Tis i,

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Here to un-bore myself

Seriously

That is the only reason I'm here

You actually aren't very entertaining

I don't really know why I even bother to come

All you do is sit there and...

Exist I guess

What's it like?

Being human?

It seems odd what with your noodle-limbs

Dude

Are you like

A giant noodle

That would be so weird

Yet..

Strangely cool.

Well, until someone eats you, of course

I don't think that'd be fun

Then again

I don't think I've been eaten

I'm not totally sure though, so don't quote me on it

I wonder if I'm like Pinocchio's dad

Swallowed by a whale

That doesn't seem very fun to me

I mean

With whale stomach liquids and all

Yuck

Although

I would rather be swallowed by a whale than a lion

Wait

Nvm

I get sea sick easy

I suppose eaten by lion would be better

Well actually

Idk

Would it bite

Or

Like

Would it go 'nom nom now u dead' kinda thing

Bah

I am not even sure

Oh whale

I suppose I might just sea you later

I'd be lion if I said I was bored while talkin to ya

So now I shall make like the ocean and

Wave goodbye

Yeah

That's right

I'm still makin puns

Water you gon do bout it?

Huh?

Seriously

I must know

I shall take time to prepare myself

We shall fight At dawn

Ugh