Things to make your day or disappoint you [as you wait for the next story (¬⩊¬)]:
Natural Disasters [Nicknames Or Something]:
Tsunami: Nom nommi
Earthquakes: Dominoes
Sandstorm: Dust in the Wind (all we are is Dust in the Wiiind)
Hurricane: COTTON CANDY
Tornado: (*Picks up car* This bIsH is empty-) Yeet
Drought: Dry-Out
Landslide: 🎶Slide to the left🎶Slide to the right🎶 (Cha cha real smooth)
Monsoon: See you soon
Floods: *comes to land* This is mine, I'm taking this with me-
Volcanic Eruption: Ferocious Echo-Boom
Forest Fire: Roaster Toaster
Bad (Sad) Weather Nicknames:
Cloudy Day: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Hail: BOMBS AWAY!!
Heavy Rain: Poseidon attacking from above-
Freezing Rain: Drizzle that Ice Cream
Thunderstorm: Sky Tantrum
Blizzard: Am Blind!
Rain: Coming down (On a Sunny Day)
Natural Formations:
Canyon: ECHO!!
Cliff: Rock and Roll Buckaroo
Mountains: Dirt Trees
River: Carrier to Hell
Waterfall: Bridge to Heaven
Cave: Into the Unknown
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Idk anymore. Thank you to VincentKnightly101, my best friend, for providing some ideas for these jokes.
-Atlas
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