I love updating this story so much! Okay I have a feeling this is going to be chaotic af so good luck. Shoutout to BriannaKeith9 for all of their lovely comments :) okay on with the storyyy.
Michelle created this group chat
Michelle added Amanda, Riley, Giselle, Thalia, Cierra, Stephanie, James, Max, Eldon, West and Noah.Michelle- OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS STOLE MY HAIR TIE
Giselle- woah Michelle calm down
West- WHAT THE HELL WHO STOLE HER HAIR TIE
Riley- wait why are you being so dramatic West?
Thalia- it's only one hair tie Michelle
West- HAIR TIES ARE OF THE MOST VITAL IMPORTANCE.
Michelle- well actually it was MY LAST HAIR TIE BECAUSE HAIR TIES JUST GET LOST SO FUCKING EASILY
Cierra- okay how about we start by stopping swearing?
Michelle- good luck with that bitch
James- okay Riley has just explained the importance of hair ties to girls
Amanda- it's so annoying because they get lost so easily
Riley- honestly James steals most of my hair ties
Eldon- why- why would you steal them
Thalia- OH COME ON ELDON YOURE LITERALLY WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY STOP ACTING TOUGH
Max- I love my little pony
West- all of the different ponies represent different sexualities
Stephanie- why the fuck do you know that
Cierra- I thought we said no swearing
Michelle- okay FUCKERS TELL ME WHO STOLE THE HAIR TIE
Riley- it's okay, Michelle I have tons, you can have some of mine
Michelle- it's not about finding the hair tie. It's about what the hair tie represents
Thalia- AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THE HAIR TIE REPRESENT!?
Michelle- THE PAIN THAT WOMEN GO THROUGH
Stephanie- HOW THE HELL DID YOU WORK THAT OUT YOU SHIT
Eldon- does anyone have any idea what's going on
Riley- shut up Eldon
Amanda- shh Eldon I wanna hear Michelle's explanation
Michelle- BECAUSE ITS SHOWING THE PAIN AND SUFFERING WE GO THROUGH
Max- I like the song 'we go'
James- it's me and Riley's song fuck off
Riley- James it's not our song
Michelle- MAX STOP TRYING TO STEAL JILEYS SONG AND STFU
Max- okay okay
Noah- Michelle are you on drugs
Thalia- I think she might just be
Giselle- I'm just eating cheesy chips
Amanda- LMAO mood
Michelle- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET CHEESY CHIPS
Riley- EXACTLY TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS
James- Riley- Riley come back
Cierra- where the hell has Riley gone
Thalia- wait where's Riley
Amanda- oh no Riley are you okay
Noah- Riley you fine?
Stephanie- why aren't her and James or Giselle responding
James- well Riley just went, and her exact words were 'I'm going to kidnap giselle until she gives me answers'
Michelle- Riley IM COMINGGG TO HELPPP
Giselle- now I'm slightly worried
Eldon- WHO WANTS TO COME AND WATCH A MOVIEEEEE
West- IM COMINGGG
Noah- why did I think A-Troupe was normal
West- WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
Eldon- DING DING DING DING DING DING DA DING.
James- what the actual fuck
Max- WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
Michelle- ahh fuck it
Michelle- PAJAJANAHANMSNDJNDJSJSKZMSKKSKSKDKDKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKWKWKDBXBDNKSLALDNDJE
Stephanie- and when internationals is over I'm getting you all tested for DRUGS
Thalia- okay Eldon you can stop hiding your head now, Olaf is alive again
James- WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY
Eldon- YAYYYYY OLAF IS ALIVE HE IS ADORABLE
West- WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL FROZEN FOR ME
James- DONT ACT LIKE YOU HAVENT SEEN IT. YOU AND ELDON PUT THE ENTIRE SCRIPT TO IT ON THIS CHAT
Max- everyone prefers animated movies but they're too afraid to say so
Stephanie- WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE
Thalia- I NEED HELP ELDON IS CRYING
James- oh god why is he crying
Thalia- HE RAN OUT OF FUCKING GUMMY BEARS FOR FUCKS SAKE
Amanda- it's fine Giselle and I brought an extra suitcase full of gummy bears for him
Eldon- YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST I LOVE YOUUUUU
Thalia- REALLY ELDON
Max- 'go to bed, you'll feel better' is the human version of 'turn it off and on again'
Noah- STOP WITH ALL OF THE DEEP THOUGHTS, YOURE MAKING ME RETHINK LIFE
Michelle- WE STILL DONT KNOW WHO STOLE MY FUCKING HAIR TIE
West- I DID OKAY
Michelle- WEST. I FEEL BETRAYED. I AM HURT. I AM GENUINELY HURT. WOW WEST. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER
Okay this was chaotic af and I apologise. But you know. I'm weird. And high on god knows what. Thanks for reading. Evie :)
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