Chapter 37- Who stole the hair tie?

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I love updating this story so much! Okay I have a feeling this is going to be chaotic af so good luck. Shoutout to BriannaKeith9 for all of their lovely comments :) okay on with the storyyy.

Michelle created this group chat
Michelle added Amanda, Riley, Giselle, Thalia, Cierra, Stephanie, James, Max, Eldon, West and Noah.

Michelle- OKAY WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS STOLE MY HAIR TIE

Giselle- woah Michelle calm down

West- WHAT THE HELL WHO STOLE HER HAIR TIE

Riley- wait why are you being so dramatic West?

Thalia- it's only one hair tie Michelle

West- HAIR TIES ARE OF THE MOST VITAL IMPORTANCE.

Michelle- well actually it was MY LAST HAIR TIE BECAUSE HAIR TIES JUST GET LOST SO FUCKING EASILY

Cierra- okay how about we start by stopping swearing?

Michelle- good luck with that bitch

James- okay Riley has just explained the importance of hair ties to girls

Amanda- it's so annoying because they get lost so easily

Riley- honestly James steals most of my hair ties

Eldon- why- why would you steal them

Thalia- OH COME ON ELDON YOURE LITERALLY WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY STOP ACTING TOUGH

Max- I love my little pony

West- all of the different ponies represent different sexualities

Stephanie- why the fuck do you know that

Cierra- I thought we said no swearing

Michelle- okay FUCKERS TELL ME WHO STOLE THE HAIR TIE

Riley- it's okay, Michelle I have tons, you can have some of mine

Michelle- it's not about finding the hair tie. It's about what the hair tie represents

Thalia- AND WHAT THE HELL DOES THE HAIR TIE REPRESENT!?

Michelle- THE PAIN THAT WOMEN GO THROUGH

Stephanie- HOW THE HELL DID YOU WORK THAT OUT YOU SHIT

Eldon- does anyone have any idea what's going on

Riley- shut up Eldon

Amanda- shh Eldon I wanna hear Michelle's explanation

Michelle- BECAUSE ITS SHOWING THE PAIN AND SUFFERING WE GO THROUGH

Max- I like the song 'we go'

James- it's me and Riley's song fuck off

Riley- James it's not our song

Michelle- MAX STOP TRYING TO STEAL JILEYS SONG AND STFU

Max- okay okay

Noah- Michelle are you on drugs

Thalia- I think she might just be

Giselle- I'm just eating cheesy chips

Amanda- LMAO mood

Michelle- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET CHEESY CHIPS

Riley- EXACTLY TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS

James- Riley- Riley come back

Cierra- where the hell has Riley gone

Thalia- wait where's Riley

Amanda- oh no Riley are you okay

Noah- Riley you fine?

Stephanie- why aren't her and James or Giselle responding

James- well Riley just went, and her exact words were 'I'm going to kidnap giselle until she gives me answers'

Michelle- Riley IM COMINGGG TO HELPPP

Giselle- now I'm slightly worried

Eldon- WHO WANTS TO COME AND WATCH A MOVIEEEEE

West- IM COMINGGG

Noah- why did I think A-Troupe was normal

West- WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

Eldon- DING DING DING DING DING DING DA DING.

James- what the actual fuck

Max- WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

Michelle- ahh fuck it

Michelle- PAJAJANAHANMSNDJNDJSJSKZMSKKSKSKDKDKKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKWKWKDBXBDNKSLALDNDJE

Stephanie- and when internationals is over I'm getting you all tested for DRUGS

Thalia- okay Eldon you can stop hiding your head now, Olaf is alive again

James- WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WERE WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY

Eldon- YAYYYYY OLAF IS ALIVE HE IS ADORABLE

West- WHY WOULD YOU SPOIL FROZEN FOR ME

James- DONT ACT LIKE YOU HAVENT SEEN IT. YOU AND ELDON PUT THE ENTIRE SCRIPT TO IT ON THIS CHAT

Max- everyone prefers animated movies but they're too afraid to say so

Stephanie- WAIT THAT MAKES SENSE

Thalia- I NEED HELP ELDON IS CRYING

James- oh god why is he crying

Thalia- HE RAN OUT OF FUCKING GUMMY BEARS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Amanda- it's fine Giselle and I brought an extra suitcase full of gummy bears for him

Eldon- YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY THE BEST I LOVE YOUUUUU

Thalia- REALLY ELDON

Max- 'go to bed, you'll feel better' is the human version of 'turn it off and on again'

Noah- STOP WITH ALL OF THE DEEP THOUGHTS, YOURE MAKING ME RETHINK LIFE

Michelle- WE STILL DONT KNOW WHO STOLE MY FUCKING HAIR TIE

West- I DID OKAY

Michelle- WEST. I FEEL BETRAYED. I AM HURT. I AM GENUINELY HURT. WOW WEST. OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER

Okay this was chaotic af and I apologise. But you know. I'm weird. And high on god knows what. Thanks for reading. Evie :)

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