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Chapter 87- Noah and Alfie

Hello. Fair word of warning, the COVID tests are not the most pleasant things. At all. Okay never mind. Hope you enjoy :)

Noah has created this group chat
Noah has added Alfie to this group chat

Alfie- yo man what's up

Noah- hi we have a slight issue

Alfie- everything okay?

Noah- no. Otherwise I would not have made this group chat and I would not have said that there was an issue

Alfie- okay, what's wrong?

Noah- YOU BROKE UP JILEY

Alfie- I have already had Michelle and two weirdos yell at me for this, do you have to too

Noah- yes. Also that's West and Eldon they get stupidly protective over Jiley

Alfie- man I thought we were cool

Noah- yeah that's a little thing called acting

Alfie- does anyone at the studio like you

Noah- do you want the sarcastic answer or the realistic answer

Alfie- wow-

Noah- okay you didn't decide, I will do neither

Alfie- oh I'm so heartbroken that I didn't get to hear that

Noah- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP JILEY THOUGHH

Alfie- ffs how many times do I have to explain this!?

Noah- I mean I can add Michelle, or Eldon and West and they can

Alfie- shit please don't

Noah- ooh Richelle could be very beneficial in this situation

Alfie- do you mean the little blonde one

Noah- see that could be a lot of people, AND RICHELLE IS AMAZING

Alfie- you like her?

Noah- a shit ton but that's not the point right now, and don't even try to give me emotional therapy to help me

Alfie- aren't West and Eldon scared of her though?

Noah- AND FOR A GOOD REASON

Alfie- oh come on I'm sure she isn't that scary

Noah- YOU TRY AND HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HER

Noah has added Richelle to the group chat

Alfie- SHES TINY how can she be scary

Noah- okay just thought of a comment that could be very hurtful to your inflated ego, so I will not say it

Richelle- I can think along the lines of Noah

Alfie- I DONT HAVE AN INFLATED EGO and what was it

Noah- nah it's too mean

Richelle- SHIT NOAH THATS MEAN BUT HILARIOUS

Alfie- I'm confused

Noah- good.

Richelle- so what am i here for fuckers

Alfie- why does everyone with 'ichelle' in their name love swearing so much

Noah- Michelle, Richelle, Giselle

Richelle- nah Giselle is too pure for something like that

Alfie- WOAH YOU HAD A GISELLE ON YOUR TROUPE- that's a weird name

Richelle- and now you have crossed the line

Noah- yeah Richelle is scary haha

Alfie- I still don't see why A-Troupe hate me for this

Richelle- okay I will take a short commercial break to tell you while we hate you and then we will be back on track with the yelling

Noah- ooh I would watch that TV show

Alfie- what me getting yelled at by a scary blonde

Noah- yep!

Richelle- Jiley= life. Jiley= happiness. Jiley= adorable. Jiley= forever

Alfie- well not forever because they broke up

Noah- REALLY NOT THE TIME ALFIE

Richelle- Ralfie= disgusting. Ralfie= heartbreak. Ralfie= emotional trauma. Ralfie= should break up soon

Alfie- OH COME ON

Noah- I mean she's not wrong

Richelle- now our commercial break, to get snacks

Alfie- I'm not gonna get snacks to eat while you're having a go at me-

Noah- I would if my parents weren't health fanatics

Richelle- bitch I don't give a fuck what you do, I'm getting snacks

Five minutes later

Richelle- okay I'm back so basically we don't like you because Jiley was one of the only things keeping us going, and we looked up to Jiley and that's how high we set our standards, and they were everyone's otp, but now they're gone and we blame you because we actually like Riley. We don't like you because you're too nice and just calm about everything like BITCH WHATS THAT ABOUT

Alfie- can't we be the new otp

Noah- haha fuck no

Richelle- and that was the segment of explaining why Riley should be with James and not rat boy over here

I think I speak for the entire TNS fandom when I say I hate Alfie. Not just because he broke up jiley (this is just my opinion) but because he was too nice about it idk. Evie :)