The bus finally arrived at South Park Elementary after what seemed like years of waiting. The kids all piled out, onto the school grounds while chattering noisily.
Stan and Kyle walked into the building together, leaving Cartman behind. Kenny tripped and fell onto the road...you know how that ended. The fat brunet grumbled to himself as he tried to catch up with his two 'friends'.
He couldn't help but feel jealous of how close Stan was to Kyle. He had no idea why, but he just couldn't ignore those sharp pricks of envy when he saw the dark-haired boy with Kyle's hand in his...WAIT A SECOND. They never used to hold hands.
Then he noticed how they smiled when they talked to each other. It wasn't just a Super Best Friends smile. It was one of those lovey-dovey looks that would usually be seen in a romance film. Were they dating? And as if his suspicions didn't need any further confirmation, they...
They kissed.
Right in the middle of the hallway. In front of everyone! Rage filled Cartman, head to toe. He didn't care if it made him gay, but from that moment, he realized something.
He was in love with Kyle Broflovski, the Ginger Jersey Jew.
From then on, Stan was his enemy. The stupid Jew-stealing hippie didn't know it yet, but it was going to be clear soon enough. Because Eric Theodore Cartman gets what he wants no matter what.
(Short chapter I know XP)
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Love is Like Taking A Dump
Fanfiction...said Cartman to Butters. But to win the heart of Kyle Broflovski, it'll take more than just a little push to get it to work out. Pairing: (obviously) Kyman with small traces of Style
