Quackity X Shrek Oneshots

christ mass

a very tall man caught alex's eye. he was immediately drawn to the gorgeous color of his green skin. it could only be one person: shrek. luckily fiona was not there and quackity decided to approach the ogre.

"omg its quackityhq" shrek beat him to saying hello and alex felt his cheeks heat up 

"um, yeah. shrek, right?" 

shrek looked very excited "yes im shrek. do u want to go to my swamp?" he punctuated with a wink.

alex had never been more happy in his life. the idea of spending the night with shrek made him lightheaded but he agreed. he thought about what they would do. perhaps have an epic gamer moment.

shrek flashed him a smile and the two linked arms, walking out of the bar. 

when they got to shrek's swamp, the ogre opened the door for alex like a perfect gentleman. 

"m'lady"

alex blushed very hard again. he noticed that the hut looked very empty but clean. hmm, must be his wife, alex thought to himself. speaking of which "Where is fiona?" alex said, leaning on the counter and biting his lip seductively 

"shes with her mum," shrek growled and alex shivered at his strong accent of unknown origin

"dirty orge, cheating on your wife with me." 

shrek kissed him forcefully and alex moaned into his mouth. 

then they went to shrek's bedroom and did unholy things.