Bad Decisions Club

One

Indigestive Northern Cheesecult - Air.

As an Asian living in the States, being jobless isn't exactly the last thing on Air's list of bad lucks in life. For example, running away after having a one night stand with some chick she flirted with all night and leaving the said victim's apartment without pants on could've been better.

After cursing herself for the bad choices she made in just one day, she ended up in her friend's house. Elle, where to begin? To quote-unquote a line from Mean Girls, "she's one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet," and that's saying a lot.

"What did you do this time?" Elle asks as she throws a sweatpants over Air's exhausted face.

"Well, where do you want me to begin?"

"From the beginning?! That's like mandatory for a story. How the fuck do you expect to tell a story without a beginning? "And the princess died," why the fuck did the princess die, Air?!"

Air just blinked, amused at Elle's outburst. "It was a rhetorical question."

"THAT'S A DUMB QUESTION."

"WHY ARE YOU ANGRY?!"

Elle opened her mouth for a retort but she closed it again and just stared at her friend, lying on her couch, pants on her head, with contempt.

"Don't stare at me like that baby girl, you're making me blush." Air rolled her eyes and pulled the sweatpants up her legs, covering her very colorful, rainbow with a unicorn print panty. "It was cold running around without trousers across town. Thanks."

"Which brings us back as to why you weren't wearing any." Elle sat down on the couch across Air. "I remember leaving you in the party with your clothes still complete."

"Some girl stole it," Air breathes out nervously.

Elle gasped. "You had sex with someone!"

"I prefer calling it an exchange of immense pleasure without emotions involved," Air grumbled weakly.

"That's long so I'll just say you fucked someone."

"Right." Air cleared her throat. "It was an accident."

"Oh, so you accidentally had your fingers up the girl's genitals?"

"Shut the fuck up, I get it. I got caught up in the moment. This is why my parents want to disown me."

Elle frowned at that and reached out to touch the girl's forearm in a comforting manner. "Air, sweetie, your parents wanted to disown you long before you realized you're a disappointment."

Air glared at Elle's beaming face full of contempt and sarcasm. She wanted to bash her best friend's face on something—and she did.

She grabbed the closest thing she could get her hands on, fortunately it was a throwpillow.

"I'll tell you what happened as long as you don't cut me off in between," Air threatened while the other girl was just nodding her head after receiving a death blow to the face. She crossed her legs and sat up in an indian seat to face Elle properly before launching on her very gory night. "But first off, why did you leave so early?"

"Oh, I had a game. There's an event I can't skip." Elle shrugged nonchalantly.

"A stupid game is more important than me?" Air raised her brows in disbelief.