chapter 6

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Oh ho koi baat nhi retest de dena ,,yeh toh sendups they ,,
,bss meri behan finals mai pass ho
jana🙏🏻🙏🏻
Theek h phir tm apna mu band rkhna ,,amma ko kuch pta nhi chalna chahye
Haan haan 🤐🤐🤐....mai toh mu band hi rkhti prr tmharay pait mein koi baat nhi rehti🙄
Mjhe pagal kutte ne kaata h jo mai amma ko apne fail hone ke baare mai btau
Acha ,,acha abb packing krr lo ....or haan tmhe khushkhabri dena toh bhool gyi
Woh kya
Zartasha api ki shaadi h
Iss mai khushkhabri ki kya baat h bechari ki azaadi khtm ho rhi h

Nayaaaaabbbb
Acha ,,mera bhi bag pack kr do
Khud kro
Yrr kr do na ,pehle hi bara depression h mjhe ,,mjhe kahin wo kharoos insaan mil jaye ,,main toh.....
Acha bss bss

Aa gye ,,bacho
Ji mama ,(zara khti h )
Chachi sab se zyada maine ap ko miss kiya ,,sachi mai ,,amma ki toh mjhe zarra bhi yaad nhi ayi
Chal dafa ho nayab ,,or mjhe yh bata ,maine tjhe mana kiya tha ke apne baal na ktwai ,,yeh tunay phir larkon walay baal rakh liye h
Amma isi liye mai apko yaad nhi krti ,,hr waqt daanti rhti h
Oh ho choro na sameena kyun bachi ko daant rhi ho
Dekha meri chachi sab se achi h

Orr zartasha ,wah bhai humay btaye begair hi shaadi ke program bna liye
Pagal ho nayab ,,pta nhi mama ko kya ho gya h ,,kahan se unn ki cousin ke betay ka rishta aa gya h ,,mjhe kh rhi h shaadi kr lo
Haan toh kr lo ,,koi masla h larkay mai kaala h ,,andha h ,behra h ya gareeb h
Nhi yrr bohut acha larka ,,defence mai bohut bara ghar h. ,,bohut ameer log hain,,prr mai apni studies complete krna chahti hoon.....2 saal se pehle mai shaadi ka soch  bhi nhi skti
Hmmmm .....chips khaatay hue woh khti h ,,,koi nhi meri behan ,tera bhai nayab abhi zinda h ,,main chachi se baat karun gi

Chachi ,,kya bana rhi h
Chicken karahi
Haye chachi , sadqay jaun
Acha. ...wese ...chachi ....yeh larkay walon ko jldi kya h ,,2 saal baad shaadi nhi kr skte kya
Ohh bhai 2 saal kya woh toh 2 hafton mai aa rhe h date fix krne
Unko itni jldi kya h ,,thori dair ruk jaye gay toh unka beta boorha (old) hojaye ga kya
Uff ,,toba nayab .....dekho uss ki mama bata rhi thi ke woh bohut busy rehta h zyada time abroad hota h ,abhi pakistan aya hua h ,toh woh chahti h key shaadi ho jaye .
bari jldi hai bhai unhe ,,,chachi ap inkaar kr dain
Toba ,toba ,,,larki kya bolay ja rhi ho ,,itna acha rishta h , mai kese inkaar kr doon
Haye chachi ,,matt kre,  mjhe kya

Amma ,abba or chachu kb wapis aye gay business trip se
1 haftay ke liye gaye h ,,saudia
Hmm ...sahi
Oyee zartasha tu bhi kuch bol le ....wese bhi kch dino ki mehmaan h abb bachu phir ""shaadi barbaadi ""
Chup kro .....mama mai yh shaadi nhi kro ,,this is my final decision ,,dobara mjh se koi shaadi ki baat na kre
Zartasha ,dining table ke uth kr chali jaati h ,,,or sab ka mu khulay ka khula rh jaata h

Haye sameena baji abb mai kya karu
Tu fikar matt hajra ,,maan jaye gi ,,bachi h na ,jazbaati ho gyi
Oh ,nayab bibi kahan ko
Amma cricket khelne ja rhi hoon
Kis ke saath ??
Park mai jo bhi hoga uss ke sath khel loon gi
Park mai na sirf awaara larkay khel rhe hotay ,,koi larki wahan nhi hoti ,,tu kis ke sath khelay gi chup krr ke ghar beth
Kya matlab ,,kis ke sath khelay gi ....agr larkay hain park mai toh unn ke saath khel loon gi
Tu itni bari ho gyi h ,,kuch sharam krr
Kya ,amma mai unn ke sath cricket ,khelne ja rhi hoon ,movie dekhne nhi
Tu na tameez seekh le thori ,,kisi ne tjh se nhi krni ,,jo tere halaat h
Haan ,toh shi h na ,,shaadi krni bhi kisay h
Amma pichli baar mai jb chuttiyon prr ayi thi toh maine ap se bola tha ke mjhe karrate club join krne dain , ap ne kaha tha agli baar ache numbers se pass ho gi toh phir krne doon gi
Abb mjhe join krna h
Acha ,,toh phir apne numbers bhi bata dain
Uhh😓...numm...numbers 😌😌
Chalo gi 🤦🏻🤦🏻,,isse khte h apne pau pr kulhaari maarna ,,,sofa prr bethi zara bolti h
Amma choro ,,wese bhi kaafi zyada fighting maine wrestling or action movie dekh dekh kr seekh li h
Haye yaad aya aj toh PSL lgna h ,,lahore or islamabad. ka muqabla h ,,hayee abb toh dono hi mere sheher h ,,ballay ballay maza aye ,,zara remote pakra
Uff nayab mai drama dekh rhi hoon ...bohut acha drama h ,,prem gali
Chal hatt prem gali ,,teracce se bahir ja kr dekh johar town ki gandi gali
Toba h ,,johar town ka hulya. aise. bayaan kr rhi ho jaise kisi gunde se gaon ( village )ka ,,sharam kro ,tm yahan rhti ho
Wah bhai wah ,,zartasha ki toh lotttery lg gyi ,,johar town chor kr defence ja rhi h

Uth ja besharam ,,saray gadhay ghoray 🐎🐴 bech kr so rhi h
Haye ,amma ,,maar kyun rhi ho
Uth ja or hath mu dho lay ,,zartasha ki engagement ki date fix krne aa rhe hain
Haye ,,toh mjhe thorii dekhna h. ,,mjhe sonay dein
Nayab ,tu uthti h ya utaaru joota👡👡👠
Uth rhi hoon bhai  ..ufff

Zartasha api ap abb tk tyaar nhi hui
Dekho zara ,tm chali jao yahan se
Lekin woh toh aanay walay. h ,,ap ab tk tyaar nhi hui
Maine bol diya h shaadi nhi krni toh nhi krni ...that,s it
Lekin api

Zara beta ,zartasha ko bula lao
Mama zarra aye ga
Ji faria behan mai aati hoon ,,ap plzz kuch khaye na
Haan bolo zara
Mama,,woh
Kya ,woh woh
Mama woh ,,zartasha ne yahan aanay se mana krr diya h
Kyaaaa

Haye sameena baji mai kya karu ,,aj meri izzat ka janaza nikal jaye ga
Unn ko bahiir bitha kr mai yahan kitchen mai pareshan
Mjhe kch sochne do .....
Dekho unho ne zartaab ko abhi tk nhi dekha ,toh unhe kya pata ke wo kis ke rishte ke liye ayi h
Haan ....mai zara ko bulati hoon

Nayab .......woh laptop pe fast and furious hindi dubbing mai dekh rhi hoti h
Haan zara bolo
Nayab yeh kapray pehno jldi
Lekin kyun
Bss jldi kro

Haan ab biilkul theek lg rhi ho ...prr baalon ka kya kren ,,aisa kro sir pe dupatta rkhlo or dupattay ko girne matt dena
Koi mjhe bataye ga ho kya rha h






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