It was a wintry day in South Park, like usual...Butters was in his room talking to himself nervously.
"I like..like you like a whole lot, Eric!"
Butters tried rehearsing his confession, but he sighed and shook his head, dismissing the first confession.
"Nonononono, too stutter-y!"
He scolded himself.
"Uhhhh..."
He thought to himself out loud, Butters was just ecstatic as ever because he finally worked up the courage to confess to Cartman, or his b u d d y...to say the least he was excited.
It was a Sunday, so that meant it would be a perfect day to tell Eric he had feelings for him, tomorrow is Monday...of course, which meant he really wouldn't see Eric that day, Eric would not voluntarily want to hang out with him even if it depended on his life.
Butters sighed, he smiled to himself and put on his most formal tie, and felt proud.
"I look like a handsome sir, don't I?"
He buttered himself up.
(Heheheh,,,Buttered.)
But anyways, Butters put on his best happy sticker charm on his hand, since he got a boo-boo from his dad, but he thought nothing much of it, he was even more happy it had Thomas the train on it.
He giggled, and felt giddy, he was ready...and being the Suave little boy he was, he danced to his Kidz Bop and then felt ready..he just felt confident.
And even more confident, because today his parents weren't home today, they're visiting his grandma...They just left him there without any supervision, Yeah...he felt like one cool-cat.
He opened the door, and breathed in the cool forest air.
He picked a dandelion and put it in his pocket, he smiled at it and told it.
"Hello there little flower, is it dandy if I put you in my pocket?"
He waited for a question, but since flowers cannot speak, it didn't say a thing.
"Alright, I didn't hear a no!"
He put it in his pocket gently, and laughed to himself, galloping to Cartman's house..
AUTHORS NOTE: THIS MAY NOT BE A HEARTY FANFIC BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T SHIP BUTTMAN ANYMORE...KYMAN IS MY OTP, AND I KNOW IT'S ODD THAT KYMAN MY MOST FAVORITE SHIP IN THE WORLD, IS NOT MY FIRST REAL FAN-FIC, I'M CONFUSED TOO...BUT I HAD A DREAM ABOUT BUTTMAN, AND THIS CAME IN MIND..
BUT SOMEDAY I WILL WRITE KYMAN AFTER I'M DONE WITH THIS FIC, AND IT'LL BE SO FULL OF ANGST AND FUCKING...aaaaaaa...anyway I'll update another chapter tomorrow, for all you Buttman lovers!
Till next time! Bye my sweets!!! 🍭🍭💓
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My feelings for you I can't say...
FanfictionButters has always had feeling for Cartman since day one..but one day he can't keep it in any longer, he must tell him, but all of a sudden he wimps out.. But something strange happens, flowers!! It must be the Hanahaki disease, he must tell him and...
