here me our real quick

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*mature-ish topics ahead? idk i talk about boobs and stuff so you can say mature*

PLEASE HERE ME OUT B4 YOU LEAVE

ok so i know how i always say shit like "nah fuck having children" and yeah stuff like that

but look, wait for it...

breast milk

that's it.

breast. milk.

I CAN LITERALLY SQUEEZE MILK OUT OF MY FUCKING TITTIES

WHATTTTT

don't get me wrong tho #abolishbabies2021 4ever gang

BUT BITCH I CAN BE A MOTHER COW

A MOTHER FUCKING COW

BITCH THERES NO MILK FOR THE CEREAL? BREAST MILK.

NEED A QUICK DRINK BUT GOING TO GET WATER IS TOO FAR? BREAST FUCKING MILKKKK

i'm literally having a mental breakdown bc of this no joke

i can give myself the ability to squeeze milk out of my nipples

mothers are so much more powerful than we give them credit for

ok i'm done for today goodbye

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