(wattpad is finally letting me put pictures up there again!! i feel like they're starting to like me again)
i'm supposed to be paying attention to class rn but fuck school i'm mentally already on break
i saw this tiktok that asked "would you rather have your parents go through your search history or mop the ocean?"
you better know i am grabbing that damn mop and getting to work
my parents were hesitant to let me watch Attack on Titan because it "wasn't for kids"
i'm really grateful mind reading isn't a thing because i was thinking, "i literally write smut, go on illegal anime websites with sketchy ads, and read tons of yuri BDSM manga. Attack on Titan is child's play"
they really think i'm a christian straight cis female that doesn't even know what a dick is
in reality i'm a atheist non labeled they/them that's read both gay and lesbian smut (both just words and manga)
strangely enough i've never read any straight manga though, funny how that works
heterosexual shit is just boring tbh
and i'm still on the quest to find out what color white girl nipples are, that question will never leave my brain
and that also brought a new question, if you have naturally blonde hair, is like, all your hair blonde
like even.. you know.. down there
screw hints imma ask straight up do blondes have blonde pubes too??
can you dye your pubes??
you know what i'm just going to leave this here i'm so fucked up in the head
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Just my stupid rants
Poesíathis is where i'm going to rant about a lot of things (tiktok, famous people, my shitty life, etc). if you aren't me, i wouldn't bother clicking on this. if you do click on this, i'm sorry in advance.