*un-edited, translations willbe added after*
Onyx: hi and welcome back peeps!
Awesome: *singing* Hey, Hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend!
Onyx: no way no way i do not have one X) (do boyfriends count?) heehee i love that song. So are we doing today? I have forgotten our target.
Awesome: PAPA FRANCE!
Onyx: Yay! Lets call him now!
Awesome: Okay! *grabs a cell*
France: bonjour?
Onxy: gasp cough gasp h-help me england force fed me his scones!
Awesome: DO SOMETHING!!!!!
France: OH MON DIEUX YOU MUST GET HER TO EH HOSPITAL IMEDIATEMENT!
Onyx: cough cough hey! Look at that i am better! Hey mister way did the chiken cross the road?
Awesome: I KNOW THIS ONE!!!
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Penis. *bursts out laughing*
France: ........quoi? I mean, i would be happy to oblige
Onyx: *whispers* .....we probably shouldnt sexual related jokes with france
France: Onhonhonhon
Onyx: OMG IT THE J MICHAEL TATUM LAUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT AGAIN ><!!!!!!
Awesome: Uh.... I dunno who that guy is.... Alors....
Bonjour monsieur! Tu est une de les trois, qui va avoir ses 'vital regions' detruit!
France: QUOI!??!??!?!!
Onyx: Oui. And J Michael tatum is frances english voice actor.
france: You can not destroy my beautiful vital regions!
Onyx: wanna bet?
Awesome: Ohhhhhhh. Kay!
Francis Bonnefoy, as we speak, the eiffel tower is being destroyed. CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN?? CAN YOU?!?!
France: AHHHH PLEASE NO!!!! ILL DO ANYTHING!!!!
Onyx: *evil grin* oh really?
Awesome: ANYTHING? *giggles*
France: O.O
Onyx: well then, if you want us to stop, you muust go a nunnery, put on a NORMAL nuns outfit and take a full vow of chastity. *smirks*
Awesome: yeeeesss, yeeeesss..... *chuckles evilly*
France: WHATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!I CANT DO THATTTTT!!!!!!!!
Awesome: It's either none-working vital regions or chastity!!!
France: Ok ok I'll do it!!!! TT^TT
Awesome: WIN!! *hangs up* Now we must tempt him! And he's not aloud to break chastity!!!!
Onyx: ok how?
Awesome: Girls. Or heck, even smexy guys like Pirate!Iggy. *drools*
Onyx: yesyesyes! U do that ill get the video camara
Awesome: *runs to find both chickettes and Pirate!Iggy* HAHA!!
Onyx:* gets camara and film a sobbibg france take vows*
Awesome: *hides them in Frances house and then runs away screaming* THERE'S AN ARMY OF BUGS IN MY BATHROOM!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!(there actually is XD)
Onyx: ewww that sucks
France: *walks into his house* *sees them* MON DIEU POURQUOI?!?!?!
Onyx: heeheehee
Awesome: Heheheh! *evil laugh*
Onyx:*watches France alittle longer* maybe we should let him off now
Awesome:Okay...
Onyx: *through hidden mike* FRANCES BONNEFOY GOD FREES YOU FROM YOUR VOWS!!!
France: Merci dieu, merci!!!
Awesome: *Steals mic* By the way... This entire thing was a prank call! *drops mic and graves Onyx* RUN!!
Onyx: * totally cracking up as we run* watch put for le sexy calavlry!!! XD
Awesome: What?! XD
Onyx: ... Havent you seen that episode where france is like 'that damm Spain has gone to far this time. Thats it! Im callin in the sexy cavalry! Pierre attack!!!!!' And then his bird comes?
Awesome: No..
Onyx: omg! Bye people I am taking awesome to watch Hetalia. Arrivaderci!!!!
Awesome: uh... :D AU REVOIR!!
