(un-edited, live with it.)
Awesome: Hellooo Wattpaders!!
Onyx: We are back!!! >< Did you miss us?
Awesome: Oh, we know you did, don't hide it! Oh! Happy 2013 everyone! :D
Onyx: Yeah! Hope you all had a great Christmas. I did! I got a new laptop! *does happy dance* what about you Awesome?
Awesome: heheh... I got a haul. A cell, a watch, a camera, manga, How To Draw Manga, I could go on, but that's my faves!
Onyx: Sweet! I go a Prussia t-shirt X3. Anyway, who are we prank calling today, my friend?
Awesome: FLYING MINT BUNNY!!
Onyx: ....... Does he/she/it even have a phone?
Awesome: We'll find out soon! *dials Fly-ing-Mint, but with numbers*
FMB: Hi! Who is this?
Awesome: o.o *holeh crahp!* Um... hello there! Is this Flying Herpes Bunny? XD
FMB: What? Ni, I'm Flying Mint Bunny. M.I.N.T. Heehee~
Awesome: Yup, this is the one. I'm sorry... sir/ma'am/gender-neutral-rabbit-thing, but your in trouble.
Onyx: Sooooooo much trouble....... *scary voice*
FMB: W-what? Why? What did I do?
Awesome: You.. uh... uh... you... *looks at Onyx*
Onyx: *whispers* I dunno! It was your idea!
FMB: Hello? Hello?
Onyx: OMG!!! THE BABY!!! HER BABY IS COMING!!!
FMB: .....what?
Awesome: XD *plays along* AHHH!! IT'S DA BABEH!
FMB: O.O
Onyx: YO HO YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!!!! WE PLUNDER AND PILLAGE AND DRINK AND LOOT, DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!!!
Awesome: HOLEH CRAHP! BUNNY, SEND PIRATE IGGY! DA BABY'S GONNA KNOCK HIS UGLY BUTT-FACE OFF!!
FMB: O-okay... IGGY! IGGY! COME QUICK~
Onyx: ......oh shit.....
Awesome: faahhhkkk....
Onyx: RUN AWAY!!!!!
Awesome: NOOO! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE!
Onyx: BUT HE'S ENGLAND! HE CAN FIND OUT!!!
Awesome: HOW?!
Onyx: I DON'T KNOW?! HE'S ENGLAND!
Awesome: Um... *grabes baby doll* I'm ready, if he comes.
Onyx: Cabbage patch baby? Really?
Awesome: Shut up >.< it's eather this or a kid. *points to tiny, cute, baby goat*
Onyx: Oh.... why do you have..... never mind, I don't want to know.......
Awesome:Damn straight you don't. *re-dials Mint Bunny* (I never hung up XD)
Onyx: What are we going to say?
Awesome: Ask if s/he/it actually sent Iggy...
Onyx: OK. You do it.
FMB: Hello~?
Awsome: DID YOU ACTUALLY SEND IGGY?! O3O
FMB: U-umm n-no?
Onyx: good........ or else.
Awesome: Thank gawd... I thought we were gonna die!
Onyx: Yah, me too.
Awesome: Well... bye then, Minty~ *hangs up*
Onyx: ...... That has got to be the weirdest prank call I have ever done....
Awesome: Yes. Just- yes. *giggles* Well then... I suppose now we say goodbye to the readers~?
Onyx: I guess so. BYE READERS!!! WE LOVE YOU!!
Awesome: BYE BYE!! *waves*
