I don't want to take my kids to Starbucks. If Susan keeps being a Susan to me and my kids, then I don't want to go back to Starbucks anymore. I decide that I will take them, and this time record it all. My followers will love this. I take them the next morning, my super new phone ready to record. I let them play, recording while drinking my latte. Mmmm, caffeine. They are playing when Johnny walks over. Yes! We can finally take action. They play, when Johnny pushes my little Ethan because Ethan won. I suppress a scream. I walk over. "Why did you push my kid?" I ask, still recording. "I didn't" says the little brat they call Johnny. "We are going to find your mother" I say. This was getting good. "But I didn't do anything" says Johnny. We walk into the Starbucks. I find Susan and march up to her, phone at my side, secretly recording. "Sorry, Susan, but your kid pushed my youngest, Ethan" I say, trying not to smile. "I doubt he would do such a thing, would you Johnny?" says smartmouth Susan. "I didn't push him" says Johnny. "See? He didn't" says Susan. "Really?" I say, this time openly smiling. "Nope. Why are you laughing, whats funny?" says Susan, for I had started laughing. "Ok, if you say he didn't, I guess I believe you. Also, why don't you check out my instagram page, it will do you some good." I say "I-What?" studders Susan. "You heard me" I say, walking away and ending the video. I take the boys to school, pleased with myself. I upload the video. Later I see the first comment,
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I laugh. I had done it. I had slain the mighty dragon which was Susan. I think I won't have anymore problems with her, and if I do, oh, well I better not because I'm popular and she isn't so haha. I am looking forward to tomorrow. I fall asleep, dreaming about a Susan free morning.
