Stuck In Naruto

Chunin Exams😉

(A/c: this is where we meet gaara)

Our pov

I was talking to kiri and eating dangos when I heard kohanmaru (sp?) Yelling about sakura forehead. Oh no you don't don't hit my second son you 8 head witch.

I ran to kohanmaru and blocked sakura hit and spoke in a demonic voice. why are you try to hit my second son forehead. She begun shaking and said shakily. He was bothering me yagami-chan Im sorry. I nodded and went to kohanmaru and ask in a sweet tone.

Are you okay kohanmaru? He looked up flusherd and nodded and naruto was on the ground rubbing his head i heard kohanmaru say.

Did you see her forehead I laughed and said to sakura. You know sakura I have a song for you wanna hear it~ okay I guess she anwered.

Hey kiri be my backup Kay babe. He nodded

Sasuke pov

I was coming to met the team here and i see yagami twerking and kiri danceing while singing a mean song to sakura.

I chuckled when I heard. You remind me of a foot, smelly and stinky ugly and funky. Then I see Kakashi-sensei blushing and having weird ideas that perverted old fart.

Our pov

I was done with my little show and sakura was heated she looked embarrassed kohanmaru said somthing sakura was running after him then he bumped into clown face and baddie he held him by his scarf I got mad.

I ran so fast you could see a blur I enhanced my foot with Chakra and kicked him where the sun don't shine then I ask. Hey kankuro do you think gaara would like what you doing. He froze mid breath then said. You know gaara will kill you in a instant they kiri growled and turn into a mini tiger me I went up to kiri and said. Calm down cub he doesn't know. kiri turned back and said. Are you swure mama i wanted to taste hwuman flest. Like mother like son. Uncle Sasuke you can come out now kiri yelled . Then I yelled.

Back to you mister I pointed to kankuro I am stronger than any jinchrik or tailed beast so shuaku can kiss it and kurma can too. Hey mama that's me he pointed to himself.

Oh I sorry honey I named you after the nine tails im talking about the one inside of naruto. Then I sensed garaa.

~Panda~Chan Come out And play will you pwease. I cooued. These those sea form green hit mind I felt a wave of pleasure and I went to him and said. I what to talk to the raccoon I held kiri hand and placed a hand on garaa forehead and them we were in a cage the I see raccoon in there I put a barrier up so he can't hurt my little kiri. Wassup shushu-kun hows life been treating ya. Shuku screamed I knew it was bad so I block kiri hearing for a few minutes. YOU COME HERE SO I CAN GET MY MATE I WANT MIMJI NOW THE LAST TIME WE DID IT WAS AGES AGO I FEELING HOR- I turned into my black form and said. I have my 4 year old d in her and you talk about have kinky SHIT with my tailed beast who is a mother to me

Hey shushu-kun been a long time *blushy blushy*

HUH WHY SHUKAKU OF ALL WHY HIM YOU COULDN'T CHOOSE KURMA NOOO YOU HAD TO CHOOSE SCREECHY MOUTH RACCON WITH NO EYE LIDS

I actually did love the fox but he cheated with that house cat

YOU MEAN MATABI REALLY THIS IS REALLY FUCKED UP AREN'T YALL LIKE SIBLINGS OR SOMETHING

no why would you say that?

_Real world_

Well that was interesting i said really scard for life *shivers*