Hey guys! Just wanted to say thank you sooooo sooooo much for all the support y'all have given me on this series! I thought it would be a great idea to share with you what I've been working on lately: the Dylan alphabet! Starring all my fave Dylan one-liners! I thought it would be a funny thing to post so here's what I've got. Hope you like it!
Learn the Alphabet with Dylan
A is for....
"Ah, ah, ah; this wasn't a debate."
B is for....
"Billy, isn't a girl—don't let the mullet fool you."
C is for....
"Can't get rid of me that easy, Wheeler."
D is for....
"Did you just call me Dyl?"
E is for....
"Emotions, they're weird."
F is for....
"Forgive me, o paladin leader."
G is for....
"the Girl kind?"
H is for....
"He's definitely in trouble, and he's definitely gonna die."
I is for....
"I will 100% allow her to beat your balls black and blue."
J is for....
"Jesus Billy, why can't you be ugly?"
K is for....
"Knives leave a smooth, clean incision if ya know where to throw em"
L is for....
"Like really, really like you."
M is for....
"Mike, what the literal fuck."
N is for....
"N for Near Death Experience."
O is for....
"Okay for the record, I hadn't known it was a fucking monster then."
P is for....
"Pretty boy Harrington?"
Q is for....
"Quiet down!"
R is for....
"Really, I'm just a tool for them to use. Would be insulting if I felt normal emotion whatsoever."
S is for....
"Sorry to disappoint. Leave, please."
T is for....
"That was my favourite knife, you fucker!"
U is for....
"nope, not Unconscious—dead."
V is for....
"Very impressive."
W is for....
"Welcome to "the Sense.""
X is for....
"eXcuse me if I want to dance with someone better looking than you."
Y is for....
"You're still holding my hand, Mikey."
Z is for....
"a Zoomer you are indeed."
Comment your favourite Dylan one-liners down below! Or beside any of the ones I chose if you want to follow the alphabet line :) I'll post the season 3 one once I'm done with it! Until next time.
-Someonewhoisnthere
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