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Murder Family

Criminal Minds and Shameless

Ethel has been missing for a few years having run away. What happens when the BAU brings her home and find not only one but two of the unsubs from past cases.

Ethel also known as Samantha Wilcox as found by the BAU when she was the victim of one of there cases. They soon found out that she was a run away and they personally all went to bring her to her home.

They knocked on the door and a tall man opened as he looked over them he let out a grunt before seeing Ethel and his eyes went wide.

"Oh my god Ethel." Kevin yelled pulling her in for a hug which she gladly hugged him back.

"Babe who's at the door?" Veronica said as she opened it making the BAU look at each other wide eyed at the door was a victim of a different case. Cindi Burns

"Ethel?" She said before hugging her to.

"Cindi?" Reid said after they were done hugging.

"Oh my god Um hi it's actually Veronica" V said and they nodded about to leave when they heard he call out to them.

"Um actually would you guys like to come over to my friends we were just heading over there." V asked and they said sure after a few seconds

They headed over to the house and walked in.

"Oh my god Ethel?" Debbie Gallagher said as she walked into the living room with Franny in her arms.

"Debbie?" Ethel asked in confusion

"Hi." Debbie said hugging her.

"Who's this little one?" Ethel asked looking at Fran

"This is my daughter Frances but we all call her Franny." Debbie said passing Franny to her.

"How old?" Ethel said gesturing to Debbie.

"Oh um 15" Debbie said as the BAU look at each other surprised.

"Have you seen Carrot boy?" Svetlana said as she walked into the house carrying Yevgeny

"Right here." Ian said as he walked down the stairs and the BAU let out a quiet gasp at seeing Jeffery Charles.

"You take care of baby? Yes?" Svetlana said passing the baby over to him as it reaches out for him.

"Yah why were you going." Ian asked not yet seeing the group of people in his house

"Places and Yev wants you so you take him." She said kissing his cheek and walking away but not before kissing both Kevin and V on the cheek too.

"Jeffery?" Spencer asked

Ian's head snapped over to them so fast his neck cracked and the baby in his arms let out a giggle at the noice rubbing his slobber filled hands all over Ian's face.

"Yevy stop it." Ian said in a light tone rubbing the slobber off his face with a laugh.

"Aren't you supposed to be in jail?" Derek asked

"They didn't tell you?" Ian said

"No? Tell us what?" David asked

"The man I was living with was a kidnapper he had taken me and drugged me to do the things I did and that's why I'm aloud out though I do have to get checked on once in a while but I'll normalish now." Ian explained

"Ha normal" Sandy Milkovich said walking by so Ian slapped her on the back of her head.

"Fuck you." Ian said

"Don't think your husband would like that very much would he?" She said

"Oh right he's still upstairs. Um take Yev for me I'll be right back." Ian said before passing Yev to Sandy and running up stairs but the minute he was out of sight Yev started crying.

"I want daddy!" Yev sobbed making the girl looks panicked as she looked over at Debbie who just shrugged with a smug look on her face.

"Why does the kid have such a problem with everyone other the his mom and dads." Sandy said

"He's a Milkovich who is being raised by a Gallagher I'm not surprised." Debbie said and they heard a thud upstairs.

"God damn it Mickey!" Ian's voice yelled from upstairs as more thuds were heard from upstairs.

Ian came down stairs with Mickey following behind him.

No

Fûcking

Way

Jason Wheeler

"Hey hey hey who do you guys think is the man in our relationship?" Mickey said

"Ian"
"Ian"
"You"
"Ian"
"Daddy!!!" Came a squeal from Yev making the two grin at him.

"Yeah Neanderthal there's no man in our relationship." Ian says

"But if there was it'd be me." He finished

"Ok well who sticks it in who?" Carl says

"Well me" Ian said

"What that got to do with it?" Mickey says

"Well my dicks longer" Ian says with a smug grin

"Mines wider which is the only metric that madders." Mickey started to say before he started patting Ian's face

"Look, look he's to pretty to be the man." Mickey says in a teasing voice.

"I'm pretty! You have the hairless body of a preteen girl." Ian said slapping Mickeys face and pulling his shirt down slightly.

"Well you like sticking it up my shitter what does that say about you huh?" Mickey said before he pushed Ian back hard making Ian push him back to and they just kept doing that until the door opened.

"Hey whoa whoa whoa baby on board." Ya I said walking in with lip following after her.

"Dumbass" Ian said

"Asshole." Mickey said back

"Bitch" Ian said finishing causing Mickey to lush him slightly while Ian just pushed back.

Before they could continue Yev started crying so Mickey picked him up and he instantly stopped and started giggling.

"Daddy!" Yev squealed In happiness.

"Jason?" Penelope asked and Mickey froze looking over at them while Ian just let out a sigh

"Seriously you too? Can we not have a normal fucking family." Ian said rubbing his face.

"Hey guys." Mickey said

"How the hell did you get out." Hotch asked

"I went to jail but I got bailed out some how" Mickey said and Ian sighed. Wow