𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐔𝐩

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐞

Sitting next to the beauty queen of the class, I felt my entire body go numb and I couldn't speak for few seconds. Just gazing stupidly, trying not to make eye contact and at the same time trying not to stutter on my first approach. Being a nerd (at least I didn't know I was), My eyes slowly moved all over her body,

getting all the glimpse of all her body parts, her sexy nature. As she bent over to pull out her notebook, my eyes caught a clear view of her breasts, (I mean I couldn't see the nipple, but it was good enough). I saw the smooth structure like it was made out of soft rubber, like it produces its own Glow.

my eyes still wandering as She looked back at me and asked if I was also new to the class. I couldn't but imagine those beautiful lips all over my body. She asked, and I answered; fortunately I didn't stutter as I said 'no'.

Still trying to maintain that Ryan gosling vibe I summoned the courage and asked her if she was a transfer student (like I didn't know she was. Stupid me just trying to see those lips move again).

Those lips..

She looked at me and gave me a slight nod, so I took that as a 'yes'.

As I was about to introduce myself, HE' walked in, and I say "HE" because he was the most ugliest, most annoying, Ill-mannered and just any random word that describes a complete jerk (that's just because he was better looking than I was, I mean a 100 out of 10, and I didn't like that).

But good for me, I was already with the queen of the class, so that was a plus for me. He walked around the class like he was looking for something, and I just stared at him like,

"okay.. show off much?" (Like why would you have to walk round the whole class? We get it, you're good looking, now sit down jerk!). He kept looking around and then he stopped immediately we made eye contact.

He walked slowly towards me and then placed his hands on the table. I felt like the table should just take those hands off, but that was all in my head. My aurora, twisting her head and giving him "that-look", she said,

"where have you been?"

And my whole system shut down. Like even microsoft couldn't fix that. You're already a 100 out of 10, why else would you come and take the 1 that I had, I thought.

With a deep voice, as he grinned he said

"I had to make you miss me a little bit",

and I thought - "Stupid punchlines, even I could do better". But unfortunately, my aurora didn't think like that, it gave her butterflies in her stomach and she giggled continuously.

Finally, the second test was about to begin, as the brad pitt that was busy flirting with my aurora was about to open his mouth.

He looked me in the eye, and asked if I could switch seats with him. Now I felt like this was my moment, the time to take a stand and refuse.

(Yes, I refused. Or you thought I wouldn't. Haha, you thought wrong, I'm not like those nerds that just get pushed around and they endure because they think they would become the next multi-millionaire in future. I wasn't them at that time, I was "JACOB", not the twilight- Jacob, I mean I wish; but I was the man that won't be pushed around).

So, I refused, I looked him right in the eye and said, I choose the seat because it was the front seat and it was the only way I could focus during class.

(I know, not really manly, but that was the best a guy like me could come up with).

So refusing to give up my seat led to what I call, an awkward moment. My aurora looked at me with that "did you just say that" face, and I tried not to flinch. Mr brad pitt, stared at me with a smile on his and said

"you like the opportunity huh?,"

And for a minute, I was completely brain struck, like I didn't know whether to understand what he meant or not. While I was still staring, he said;

"Hey tough guy, you like the opportunity of having to sit next to this beauty eh? You hold on to it and suck on it like a baby on a titty".

I wanted to speak but my words were shocked at the moment, so they held back and I couldn't say a word. My aurora smiled again and look at me like she wanted me to respond. Then the pussy in me came out, and I just got up and went straight to the back of the class. (I know.. I know, you thought I was tough but I guess being tough isn't an act).

While walking to the back of the class, I heard mr jerk pitt say,

"watch our baby go,"

and I thought, (why would you choose to pick on me, out of everyone in this class you chose Me! Me! Me!. Now I regret why I didn't take taekwondo lessons).

The class began and sitting at the back I tried my best to focus during the lectures. The bell rang, and the class was over. We all went on a short break, and as I was walking out of the class, I heard my name.

(Someone just called my name, it sounded like.... What!!? Huhhhhh???), It was my aurora, as she approached me, my legs were about to go numb and I quickly leaned on the wall trying to act relaxed as she approached me.

As she walked right to my front, she said

"what's your name?", With her eyebrows raised at me. As I was about to respond the best way I could, she told me her name.

(My day suddenly became bright again, it was like the feeling of actually being a baby and taking enough milk for the day).

She said "Hannah, I'm Hannah Welsh.. what's your name? Jacob right?",

And with without me wondering how she knew my name, I just didn't care at the moment, I just wanted to hold that conversation for as long as I could.

I responded like a classic man, following a scene from my favourite movie, The Kingsmen, I looked right at her lips and said;

"I'm lockwood, Jacob lockwood", (more like I'm bond, james bond).

As I said my name, she stretched her hands like she's requesting for a handshake and I responded. Still holding her hands, feeling like I was on top of the world (floating in space, thinking of all the wild things we would do once we both fall in love), I felt a strong hand on my shoulder, I mean the grip was like that of someone that could lift a car, I felt how strong it was, and as I turned it was Mr Jerk pitt, standing and smiling at me. He smiled as he said without being rude,

"so you've met my girl, she told me how cute she thought you were, now I feel like we should adopt you cause I see it too",

and this time I thought to myself (would you stand and watch this happen all over again, let him piss all you like you're the gutter of wall street? I don't think so!!). And as I opened my mouth to respond, I knew I was about to make one of the biggest mistakes of my life.